Slices of pizza reportedly thrown from SUV at people

[KamaAina]

http://www.mercurynews.com/crime-courts/ci_27560934/police-blotter-slices-pizza-reportedly-thrown-from-suv

SAN MATEO...

Third Avenue and South El Camino Real, 7:51 p.m. Sunday People in a black SUV were reported to be throwing slices of pizza at people.

I guess the order came in at 7:22, and it was coming up on "30 minutes or less"!

[NYC_SKP]

1. 41st Avenue, 8:18 p.m. Feb. 14 A 911 caller reported having trouble with her 65-year-old son.

February 14?

Maybe a Valentines Day misunderstanding?

(alcohol may have been involved)

[ohnoyoudidnt]

2. I have thrown eggs and slurpees at people from my vehicle, but never pizza. nt

[Major Nikon]

16. Whatever happened to throwing condom water balloons?

[nomorenomore08]

20. Lemons and apples, here. But not since high school.

[shenmue]

3. Who wastes pizza like that?

[KamaAina]

4. Srsly!!

Maybe it was Domino's.

[FrodosPet]

7. Maybe it was a Little Sleazer's Hot and Nasty?

That is the best use I could think of for it, because eating it is out of the question.

[nomorenomore08]

21. Clearly you've never been low on funds during the Super Bowl...

"Eating it is out of the question."

[FrodosPet]

23. What's bad is I am a Detroit Tigers and Detroit Red Wings fan

I don't have any major negative feelings towards the Ilitch family.

It's just that I've had more than a few "Hot & Nastys" in my day, when we had to feed 3 or 4 people as cheaply as possible.

But as I have gotten older, and my friends have achieved financial independence, I have decided that I have enough of a spare tire to quit eating Little Caesars and stick to the occasional slice or two of Jet's while on the road.

[nomorenomore08]

31. "stick to the occasional slice or two of Jet's while on the road."

Sounds like a good call.

[hopemountain]

33. i would throw pizza hut's new pizza

my daughter took me there and, they now drizzle your pizza with high fructose corn syrup before putting it in the oven. when i asked why the pizza was sweet, the girl cleaning tables said it's a new thing and that everyone like it.... gag

[orleans]

5. here's an even dumber story and true.....

someone used to drive down one of the central streets in town and the passenger in the car would actually throw a pie at someone walking on the sidewalk, and then yell: DRIVE BY PIE!!

it was reported in the newspaper and made the police reports as well.

i thought it was absolutely HYSTERICAL!

i mean, really, how fucking crazy/stupid is that?

[shenmue]

6. I like pie

[orleans]

8. i was going to say "we all do"

but, on second thought, i realized that would not be a true statement

[mackerel]

10. I like pie ...a lot

[orleans]

13. yes, so do i--but i do know a couple people who think it's yucky

and they are older than five years of age!

[murielm99]

9. That is funny.

Were they ever caught?

For some reason, this reminded me of the enema bandit. When that was going on, I had a coworker who thought it was hysterical. Every time he struck again, she would laugh about it all day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_H._Kenyon

I did not find the enema bandit all that amusing. I like the pie guy better.

[orleans]

12. yeah, pie guys were funny. enema not so much

i can't really remember--i don't think they were caught. i remember the description of the car made the police blotter or police beat notes or whatever it was called. i think the witnesses said they looked like they were in high school.

i just thought what they yelled out was so stupid/funny.

[nomorenomore08]

22. "Enema not so much." Funny you mention that, considering your avatar...

[orleans]

25. lol. n/t

[Joe Shlabotnik]

11. The Horror,

the horror.

[mackerel]

14. Kids in San Mateo can prolly afford to toss pizzas out the window.

[KamaAina]

17. The richie areas you're thinking of are just outside San Mateo

although they could easily have driven their SUV in from Hillsborough for a night of pizza-tossing debauchery.

[mackerel]

18. I thought Hillsborough kids couldn't be bothered with San Mateo?

[KamaAina]

19. Old-school Hillsborough residents insist on saying they live in "San Mateo"!

[whistler162]

15. I am guessing Little Caesars...

why else would you throw pizza.

[FrodosPet]

24. Or maybe Papa John's?

Sounds like we have similar reactions to Hot and Nastys

[Adsos Letter]

26. MIRT has taken its job to the streets of San Mateo!

Who knew they could afford a black SUV.

And does Skinner know they've gone rogue?

[KamaAina]

28. Thread win!

[Special Prosciuto]

27. Some start-up businesses are aggressive.

Try advertising first. Or balloons.

[obxhead]

29. Avoid the noid.

I was thinking about those old commercials a few days ago for some reason.

[KamaAina]

30. I actually once owned a rubber Noid figurine.

We used it to protest Domino's' anti-choice stance. "Domino's Makes You Deliver".

[nomorenomore08]

32. "Domino's makes *you* deliver." That is classic!