Yesterday I paid a woman to have sex

[Scuba]

She's my primary care physician, and without a physical every three years, she won't renew my boner-pill prescription. In this case the "physical" involved my height (lower), weight (higher) and blood pressure (lower, weird, huh?).

Knowing I have an astronomical health insurance deductible, she deferred labs and other tests until I'm Medicare eligible (18 months).

So basically, since I was able to ambulate to her office, she deemed me fit enough to have an "assisted" erection.

Why aren't these things over-the-counter? Does the current process make her a "sex worker"?

[hlthe2b]

1. That is really offensive...

If that was your intention, I guess you succeeded.

[Scuba]

4. No offense intended. Sorry if my humor missed the mark with you.

[siligut]

2. lol, I am glad that worked out for you

As to why ED meds aren't OTC? Maybe for the same reason your MD wants to check you out before she prescribes them. The side effects are dangerous and the medication isn't for all people, no matter how much they might want it. My cynical side also believes it is about the $.

[HopeHoops]

3. Me too. I gave her a back rub before the morning alarm went off. It worked.

[siligut]

5. Sex in the subline and here you are

I am so not surprised

[HopeHoops]

6. I don't need sex to love her. She's my best friend.

(The sex is awesome by the way)

[PassingFair]

7. No. It makes HER a DOCTOR, and you a SLUT.

At least I THINK that's how non-procreative sex works...

You'll have to ask Mr. Limbaugh and the catholic church.

[Scuba]

8. I would be very proud to be called a slut...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/101715489

[seabeyond]

9. her being overeducated and all, i guess there are some that would call her a prostitute

whatevah....