Been awhile since we've had a good Flying Spaghetti Monster thread on here.....

[lastlib]

So, who here has been touched by His Noodly Appendage lately??



ARRRrrrrrrghhhh!

http://www.venganza.org/

[LiberalEsto]

1. This...

[antiquie]

3. Well done.

[pinboy3niner]

4. Medium rare.

[Major Nikon]

2. For $25 you can be ordained by the FSM church and legally solemize marriages

http://www.venganza.org/ordination/

[NightWatcher]

6. I'm getting that just so that I can park in the "clergy" parking spot at the hospital

Worth it. And I'll make people call me the Good Rev Meatball.

[lastlib]

13. I always wanted to be a FSM Pasta-r!!

"I now pronounce you meatball and sauce." H-ARRrrrrrghhhh!

[GeorgeGist]

5. It was a slow night at Olive Garden, when I felt a tap on my shoulder ...

[First Speaker]

7. That's Flying Spaghetti *GOD*, dammit!

..."monster" is a mistranslation from the original Gilderian. Everyone knows this! But those who actually witnessed the Transfiguration--the transformation of the spaghetti into the body and blood of Our Worship--have been ignored in favor of Curly of Tarsus, who never actually *met* the God! How long will we True Believers put up with this blasphemy?

[antiquie]

8. Just put on your collander

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and it won't matter any longer.

edit to add I know from personal experience.

[pinboy3niner]

9. But the quality of mercy is not strained

Or so I heard somewhere.

[antiquie]

10. You do know how to strain it.

[LiberalEsto]

11. Sometimes he just likes to be a pesto n/t

[antiquie]

12. et tu

[lastlib]

14. "Sauce for the goose....."

"For Thine is the parsley and the garlic and the parmesan forever. Ra-men."

[pinboy3niner]

15. They say I'm pasta my prime

But I think they just like to Ragu on me.

[lastlib]

17. It's salsa big mistake to think that.

[lastlib]

16. RA-men!

Let it thus be known!

[kentauros]

18. I met FSM on the road and I killed him.

Because I'm a J.R. "BoB" Dobbs kind of guy

[antiquie]

19. He has companions.

[Nac Mac Feegle]

20. A few years ago,I became a devotee of the FSM

Then I was diagnosed with Prostate Cancer.

Given the location of the gland; the bit about 'Noodly Appendages' made me a bit...uncomfortable...

After radiation therapy and positive results, I'm began to get a bit of my comfort level back.

Although I now no longer need to turn on a light when I have to get up to pee in the middle of the night....my wife has developed some sort of night light fetish.

[pinboy3niner]

21. Technically, I believe your wife's reaction is called a fetishini. nt