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eppur_se_muova

(36,299 posts) Wed Feb 4, 2015, 02:08 AM Feb 2015

ZMG -- I just discovered AP Top Strange Headlines ...

"Seaweed, dueling laws could get the ax in Rhode Island"

"Dog undergoes surgery after eating calf-high boots"

"Ohio man pleads guilty to selling fake urine for drug tests"

"Troopers: Trucker pulling his own tooth caused accident that congested I-20/59 near Tuscaloosa Monday"

http://www.al.com/newsflash/strange/

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ZMG -- I just discovered AP Top Strange Headlines ... (Original Post) eppur_se_muova Feb 2015 OP

Was Ohio guy subbing flat Mountain Dew? Panich52 Feb 2015 #1

Or maybe Strohs (brewed in the Detroit river!) beer. lovemydog Feb 2015 #9

I suspect there may be a molar to that last story pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #2

Tuscaloosa tootha gums it up for motorists. NBachers Feb 2015 #3

One thing is clear about the truckdriver pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #4

i concede NBachers Feb 2015 #5

You could also say the truck guy was driven to extraction pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #6

To the point of distraction NBachers Feb 2015 #7

The pile-up was purely acci-dental pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #8

I've never seen anyone else come up with so many puns. lovemydog Feb 2015 #10

"Dam it!" exclaimed an endodontist who witnessed the accident pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #11

Panich52

(5,829 posts)

1. Was Ohio guy subbing flat Mountain Dew?

Reply to eppur_se_muova (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2015, 02:19 AM

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lovemydog

(11,833 posts)

9. Or maybe Strohs (brewed in the Detroit river!) beer.

Reply to Panich52 (Reply #1)

Wed Feb 4, 2015, 05:48 AM

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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

2. I suspect there may be a molar to that last story

Reply to eppur_se_muova (Original post)

Wed Feb 4, 2015, 03:12 AM

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NBachers

(17,149 posts)

3. Tuscaloosa tootha gums it up for motorists.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #2)

Wed Feb 4, 2015, 05:23 AM

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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

4. One thing is clear about the truckdriver

Reply to NBachers (Reply #3)

Wed Feb 4, 2015, 05:29 AM

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He couldn't handle the tooth!

NBachers

(17,149 posts)

5. i concede

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #4)

Wed Feb 4, 2015, 05:31 AM

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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

6. You could also say the truck guy was driven to extraction

Reply to NBachers (Reply #5)

Wed Feb 4, 2015, 05:33 AM

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NBachers

(17,149 posts)

7. To the point of distraction

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #6)

Wed Feb 4, 2015, 05:34 AM

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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

8. The pile-up was purely acci-dental

Reply to NBachers (Reply #7)

Wed Feb 4, 2015, 05:38 AM

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lovemydog

(11,833 posts)

10. I've never seen anyone else come up with so many puns.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #8)

Wed Feb 4, 2015, 05:50 AM

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punboy3niner

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

11. "Dam it!" exclaimed an endodontist who witnessed the accident

Reply to lovemydog (Reply #10)

Wed Feb 4, 2015, 06:43 AM

Feb 2015

Anybody can do puns and plays on words with just a little practice. I came to it only a couple of years ago, inspired by punsters here. Now I get too much credit, much to my chagrins.

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