Tips for coping with the blizzard:

[trof]

1. Bring a snow shovel INSIDE the house BEFORE the snow comes.
Trust me.
It will come in handy.

2. Firewood stored in a detached garage will be useless.
Bring all that you can INSIDE.

Yer welcome.

[NightWatcher]

1. Another tip: Move to Florida

Dodge the crazies and enjoy never seeing a blizzard.

[trof]

2. Coastal Alabama. Florida on the cheap.

[mythology]

4. That may be true, but it has far more Alabamans than other states :p

Not that I can talk as I'm from Texas originally.

[trof]

7. Miz t. is a Texan.

She says she'd rather live in Alabama.
"It's more liberal...a teeny bit."

[Skittles]

8. like picking the better Menendez brother

yes INDEED

[trof]

9. True dat.

[tabbycat31]

6. Like FL isn't full of crazies?

(I actually LOVE blizzards. I was disappointed at this one moving east).

[dixiegrrrrl]

3. 3. Week before the storm hits:

Call that relative who lives in the Deep south, apologize for not talking to her for 10 years, and invite yourself down for a few days.

[mythology]

5. You forgot the most important one

3. Stock up at the liquor store

My parents store their snow blower behind the garage. In the storm earlier this week, that proved quite problematic.