Check in if you have a Hawaii Chair! or something better!

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1. Well...

http://www.consumersearch.com/as-seen-on-tv/the-hawaii-chair

Linda Dahlstrom, a health editor for MSNBC.com, tests the Hawaii Chair in her office and is unable to perform even the most basic tasks due to the violent motion of the chair. She also consults with an in-house fitness expert, who negates the fitness claims made by the Hawaii Chair. Personal trainer Karen Wendler reviews the Hawaii Chair on Examiner.com and says there are several much cheaper fitness solutions that will offer better results than the Hawaii Chair.

I'm not sure this thing is still being sold, since all the links I've found are pretty old.

But, I only bothered looking at all because my first thought was how one would use this thing with certain, ummm..., "personal products."

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2. She's probably just another wannabee, jealous that she didn't have the idea first

The chair looks to me like it would be very easy to use with every possible sort "personal products": hair gel, toothbrushes, liquid latex body paint, handcuffs, mercury-filled steel-jacketed dum-dum golf balls, or whatever

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3. Like P.T. said, "There's one born every minute".

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http://www.adultswim.com/promos/icelandicultrablue/index.html

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5. The perfectly balanced dietary supplement for everybody's favorite pet!