Why you never answer the doorbell

[Recursion]

[hobbit709]

1. Why you never live in places where things like that RING the doorbell.

[Hoyt]

2. I can see me jump as I open the door to go out and get the newspaper.

[pinboy3niner]

3. "Candygram"

[DFW]

4. "Excuse the interruption, but my car won't start....."

They all use that line, I hear..........

[In_The_Wind]

5. We never see those in my neighborhood.

But I don't answer the doorbell. Stopped that habit 45 years ago. Too many Avon salesladies and door to door bible thumpers.

[pinboy3niner]

6. I was tempted to caption this "Oh, great--another Avon Lady," lol

My mom was an Avon Lady in the '60s.

[In_The_Wind]

7. Don't spread it around (my cloak of invisibility is back from the repair shop) but

I was an Avon Lady in 1967.

[pipi_k]

16. My mom was too, and

my two sisters and I were fascinated by the tiny little lipstick samples in her bag.


anyway, if that's what the Avon lady's skin looks like, I don't want any of what she's selling

[Callmecrazy]

10. I see 'em all the time in mine...

They're like cats.
If you feed them they will keep coming back.
Seriously.

[In_The_Wind]

12. I do remember that from my extended stays down there.

Right now I rather be looking at that than the snow I see outside my windows.

[OriginalGeek]

8. "Excuse me, if you died to day...

...do you know if you would go to the Everglades or to the purse factory?"


goddamn Gatorhova's witnesses always bothering me on the weekend...

[onethatcares]

9. somebondy's ringing

Florida mans doorbell

[pinboy3niner]

11. "I hear you knockin' but you can't come in"

[NV Whino]

13. It's also why you have a wondow in your door.

[nolabear]

14. Just another day in pair o' dice.

Honestly, I love me a gator, but they tend to be rough on the dumber dogs and children.

[mackerel]

15. Poor Florida Man he has soooo much to worry about

[UTUSN]

17. I was going to say, because there's a mail carrier out there?!1 n/t