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red dog 1

(27,820 posts) Sat Jan 17, 2015, 09:34 PM Jan 2015

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute stops screwing you once you're dead.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? (Original Post) red dog 1 Jan 2015 OP

Bwah-ha-HAH!1 n/t UTUSN Jan 2015 #1

There are some things a prostitute won't do, even for money. hobbit709 Jan 2015 #2

What's the difference between a lawyer and a blood-sucking leech? catnhatnh Jan 2015 #3

What's the difference between a lawyer and a dead skunk? sarge43 Jan 2015 #4

I love that one red dog 1 Jan 2015 #5

UTUSN

(70,711 posts)

1. Bwah-ha-HAH!1 n/t

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jan 17, 2015, 10:34 PM

Jan 2015

hobbit709

(41,694 posts)

2. There are some things a prostitute won't do, even for money.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jan 17, 2015, 11:22 PM

Jan 2015

catnhatnh

(8,976 posts)

3. What's the difference between a lawyer and a blood-sucking leech?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Jan 18, 2015, 12:02 AM

Jan 2015

When you die the leech drops off, but the lawyer hangs on for probate...

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

4. What's the difference between a lawyer and a dead skunk?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Jan 18, 2015, 07:54 AM

Jan 2015

There are skid marks around the skunk.

red dog 1

(27,820 posts)

5. I love that one

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #4)

Sun Jan 18, 2015, 07:31 PM

Jan 2015

I've heard it before; but it's still funny.

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