What would you like for Christmas, boys and girls?

[charlie and algernon]

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	My two front teeth
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	Crabs
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	A Rummy Tum Tum
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[Brigid]

1. A cute little red Mercedes convertible.

[NightWatcher]

2. An ounce or two of that hydroponic shit they've got at the beach

It's an indica-heavy hybrid, but damn it's pretty powerful at making you forget what ails you.

Barring that, cash. That stuff is pricey.

Thanks in advance Big Man.

[Coventina]

3. I want a yacht, and really, that's not a lot

I've been an angel all year!!

[shenmue]

4. A cat

[Initech]

5. I'd like to be debt free.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

6. I just want Christmas, (and its music) to go away!

[jakeXT]

7. Good luck with that

[Joe Shlabotnik]

8. Gahhhhh! (I just want Christmas, (and its music) to go away!)

especially Wham!

I'm a maintenance man for a bunch of office buildings, and I swear to god I hear that about 5 times a day, on the 'light rock' music station that is played throughout the lobbies and washrooms. One day I'm I gonna find some death metal station and change it.

[Sherman A1]

10. Yup!

Been in Retail for decades and frankly it will drive you to

[WhiteAndNerdy]

9. A rummy-tum-tum!

I don't know what that is, but it sounds cool.

[Ron Obvious]

11. A Dukla Prague away kit

[lovemydog]

23. Half Man Half Biscuit

I love that band.

[Shrek]

12. Red Ryder carbine-action two hundred shot Range Model air rifle

With a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time.

[charlie and algernon]

15. You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

[davidpdx]

13. A new laptop and about 4 more hours a day

[sarge43]

14. See Mary beat on the Little Drummer Boy for waking up the Kid. n/t

[pipi_k]

16. Unfortunately...

[Callmecrazy]

17. I want a battery backup for my cable box , tv, modem and 'puter.

So I can continue my world domination while the power is out during the thunderstorms and hurricanes.

[An Atheist]

18. totally crabs

pinchy!

[rurallib]

19. whirled peas

[yuiyoshida]

20. All I want for Christmas is.... TIFFANY!

[TorchTheWitch]

21. A job n/t

[LiberalEsto]

22. Peace

A peace of this and a piece of that...
preferably chocolate.

[GOLGO 13]

24. Well, just a few things off the master list...

~ a 1957 Gibson Les Paul (guitar)
~ a 58-59 Gibson Explorer (guitar)
~ several stomp boxes to go with the Gibsons
~ 1940 Ford pick-up with a short bed in the back just big enough for a cooler, an amp, chair & 2 guitars
~ couple of snakeskin/alligator boots
~ full set of Suzuki harmonicas in all the keys
~ custom case for all my harmonicas
~ a golden eagle whom I shall name "Coltrane" to hunt wolves with
~ a full sleeve tattoo with classic Jack Kirby art in black n white.

[Broken_Hero]

25. Material items,

A playset of the power 9 of Magic the Gathering.

And peace on earth.....

[olddots]

26. I never got crabs

So why would I want to get them for Christmas ?

[sakabatou]

27. My girlfriend

A long-distance relationship can be tough.