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packman

(16,296 posts)
Mon Dec 1, 2014, 12:05 PM Dec 2014

Xmas shopping solved

Pills that one can take to make your farts smell like chocolate (not sure if that's dark chocolate or light chocolate).

Imagine, after a family get together of cabbage washed down with copious amount of beer, passing out these pills then enjoying the rest of the evening with otherwise obnoxious relatives.


"Poincheval (the inventor) sells the pills online at pilulepet.com for around $12.50 for 60 capsules. The web page promises the chocolate pills will "allow the user to fart through to the New Year in grand style."

The chocolate pills are a new addition to Poincheval's odorific arsenal, which also includes pills that make farts smell like roses or violets, and fart-reducing powder for pets.

As with most new creations, necessity was the mother of this invention.

He was eating dinner with friends in 2006 when he realized the group had caused a gas attack at the restaurant.

"Our farts were so smelly after the copious meal, we nearly suffocated," he told the Telegraph. "The people at the table next to us were not happy. Something had to be done."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/26/christian-poincheval_n_6227404.html

Now, where is that clip from Blazing Saddles ?

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