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Shot my first turkey (Original Post) UglyGreed Nov 2014 OP
Lol..... dixiegrrrrl Nov 2014 #1
I thought so UglyGreed Nov 2014 #2
I wish MFM was still around SkatmanRoth Nov 2014 #3
gobble gobble gobble UglyGreed Nov 2014 #4
Shot my first turkey at age 8 Xipe Totec Nov 2014 #5
Oh man now that's funny UglyGreed Nov 2014 #6
A bunch of us kids used to have BB gun wars in the late 70s UglyGreed Nov 2014 #7
You got that right Xipe Totec Nov 2014 #8

UglyGreed

(7,661 posts)
2. I thought so
Thu Nov 20, 2014, 09:44 AM
Nov 2014

But I feel I must include a Disclaimer: I do not condone shooting frozen turkeys in supermarkets nor any ammosexual behavior. I do not feel ageism is an appropriate way to treat those who can offer us their life experiences and wisdom. Both Turkeys and cucumbers have feelings, It is your choice which one you find tasty. Any complaints about this post will not be entertained. Thank you for your cooperation and common sense in this matter.

UglyGreed

(7,661 posts)
4. gobble gobble gobble
Thu Nov 27, 2014, 05:04 AM
Nov 2014

Happy Thanksgiving, be careful while getting those late minute additions to your meals.

Xipe Totec

(43,890 posts)
5. Shot my first turkey at age 8
Thu Nov 27, 2014, 03:55 PM
Nov 2014

He was climbing over a 10' brick and mortar wall to throw lemons at me. I hit him with a BB shot right in the forehead. He did a back flip into his own yard.

The welt looked like a tit in the middle of his forehead.

His mother was pissed.

UglyGreed

(7,661 posts)
7. A bunch of us kids used to have BB gun wars in the late 70s
Sat Nov 29, 2014, 10:40 AM
Nov 2014

in a friend's large backyard. We used metal garbage can lids to advance on the enemy. Today a SWAT team would be deployed to correct the situation.

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