In honor of the flap re: Rush Limbaugh's most recent comments
I have resurrected this little parody
(Sung to the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon)
Rush the lying racist
Stings like a bee
He thinks he is so special
But his words just help us see
That he's a clueless addict
Who's brain has turned to mush
Authentically pathetic is the
Sexist known as Rush
He says he speaks for people
Who hunger for the truth
But he's not real, he's just a fool
Who rents a broadcast booth
Oh, Rush the Right Wing Bigot
The poster child for lame
His arrogance is laughable
A loser with a name
Some say Rush can "bring it"
But all he does is scream
The media sure loves this guy
A psychopathic's dream
So when you hear his babble
Watch out and don't be fooled
Don't listen to the idiot
Who thinks his hate is cool
Ohhhhhh Rush the lying sexist
Stings like a bee
He thinks he speaks for every man
But his words just help us see
That he's an ignoramus
Who's brain has turned to mush
Authentically pathetic is the
Creep- we -know- as -Rush
