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Renew Deal

(81,866 posts) Fri Mar 2, 2012, 11:41 AM Mar 2012

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Six Truths in Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck.

2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

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Six Truths in Life (Original Post) Renew Deal Mar 2012 OP

Okay, #4 and #6 are wrong and I'm not doing #5. HopeHoops Mar 2012 #1

Since that is basically Lion's pose, I knew #1 is a lie siligut Mar 2012 #2

I'M 'TUCK!!! I'M 'TUCK!!! MiddleFingerMom Mar 2012 #3

This will all be simpler if you lie down first. That's always good advice. n/t dimbear Mar 2012 #4

are we that predictable? rurallib Mar 2012 #5

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

1. Okay, #4 and #6 are wrong and I'm not doing #5.

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Fri Mar 2, 2012, 11:47 AM

Mar 2012

siligut

(12,272 posts)

2. Since that is basically Lion's pose, I knew #1 is a lie

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Fri Mar 2, 2012, 01:13 PM

Mar 2012

So, while this doesn't prove that I am an idiot, it fails to prove that I am not.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

3. I'M 'TUCK!!! I'M 'TUCK!!!

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Fri Mar 2, 2012, 01:25 PM

Mar 2012

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DON'T LEAVE ME!!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!!
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dimbear

(6,271 posts)

4. This will all be simpler if you lie down first. That's always good advice. n/t

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Fri Mar 2, 2012, 09:56 PM

Mar 2012

rurallib

(62,432 posts)

5. are we that predictable?

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Sat Mar 3, 2012, 02:56 PM

Mar 2012

I feel so common - yet you are right, right, right, right, right, right.

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