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raccoon

(31,111 posts) Wed Sep 24, 2014, 07:49 AM Sep 2014

If I legally change my last name to "Kardashian,"

will that make me a celebrity?

I could kind of go for the adulation.

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If I legally change my last name to "Kardashian," (Original Post) raccoon Sep 2014 OP

Why yes, you'd be on many magazines and TV shows. Of course your IQ would drop severely. BlueJazz Sep 2014 #1

remember though onethatcares Sep 2014 #2

Coin toss Sugarcoated Sep 2014 #3

I think you would also have to change your first name to one that starts with a K. logosoco Sep 2014 #4

And name his kids Sugarcoated Sep 2014 #5

You'd have to contribute 30% of your earnings to Kris Jenner's Our Lady Of The Tax Dodge. Initech Sep 2014 #6

Your reality TV show starts filming tomorrow Taitertots Sep 2014 #7

Releasing a sex tape might help too Generic Brad Sep 2014 #8

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)

1. Why yes, you'd be on many magazines and TV shows. Of course your IQ would drop severely.

Reply to raccoon (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2014, 08:12 AM

Sep 2014

From reading your past posts, I think you're way too smart for that.

onethatcares

(16,168 posts)

2. remember though

Reply to raccoon (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2014, 08:42 AM

Sep 2014

excess adulation will make you go blind.

Sugarcoated

(7,724 posts)

3. Coin toss

Reply to raccoon (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2014, 02:33 PM

Sep 2014

could bring on ridicule...

logosoco

(3,208 posts)

4. I think you would also have to change your first name to one that starts with a K.

Reply to raccoon (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2014, 03:34 PM

Sep 2014

I like raccoons better anyway. Even the ones who make a mess with my trash!

Sugarcoated

(7,724 posts)

5. And name his kids

Reply to logosoco (Reply #4)

Wed Sep 24, 2014, 07:25 PM

Sep 2014

a direction ie: North West

Initech

(100,079 posts)

6. You'd have to contribute 30% of your earnings to Kris Jenner's Our Lady Of The Tax Dodge.

Reply to raccoon (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2014, 08:44 PM

Sep 2014

Taitertots

(7,745 posts)

7. Your reality TV show starts filming tomorrow

Reply to raccoon (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2014, 09:23 PM

Sep 2014

Even the suggestion is enough to get a reality show now days.

Generic Brad

(14,275 posts)

8. Releasing a sex tape might help too

Reply to raccoon (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2014, 10:11 PM

Sep 2014

Or hooking up with Kanye West or a professional athlete. I believe those are your best options.

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