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red dog 1

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Fri Aug 22, 2014, 07:31 PM Aug 2014

A Drunk Walks Into a Biker Bar

A drunk walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.

Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.

He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:
"I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck-naked...Man, she is one fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.

His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says:
"I got it on with your grandma and she is good..the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are getting really mad, but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says:
"I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders, looks him straight in the eyes and says:
"Grandpa...Go home!"

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A Drunk Walks Into a Biker Bar (Original Post) red dog 1 Aug 2014 OP
Bwah-ha-HAH, a Rec is nothing without a KICK!1 n/t UTUSN Aug 2014 #1
This message was self-deleted by its author lovemydog Aug 2014 #2
that's one proud guy lovemydog Aug 2014 #3
That's why I never tell Grandma where I'm REALLY going pinboy3niner Aug 2014 #4
kicked for amusing content tavalon Aug 2014 #5
kick Tobin S. Aug 2014 #6

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