Post here - threads you'd find at Teabagger Underground!

[LynneSin]

Come on - you know you can do it. Post something you'd might find there.

Like:

Just got my tickets for the Ted Nugent concert

or

After I pickup my umployment check I will meet everyone at the 'Impeach Obama' rally

or

WOOHOO we had 12 whole people show up at the Anti-Immigration rally if I count the 5 police offers there to protect us.

[sharp_stick]

1. I just spent three hours

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waiting at Social Security. You'd think they'd staff that place better I was late for the get the guvmint out of my life rally.

[narnian60]

2. I ain't got no patience with them people who

can't speak English good. This is 'Merica, dammit!

[pinboy3niner]

3. Help! Do I rilly hafta burn my dont trod on me flag after I dropped it and trodded on it?

P.S. the dog peed on it too. Will that wash out?

[In_The_Wind]

4. Back to school supplies: Check your local market's sale on Unicorn Meat!

[LynneSin]

8. I figured for them 'Back to School' supplies mean a new automatic rifle for the kiddies to carry

[In_The_Wind]

10. Only if they come in colors like pink ...

oh wait, they do

[OriginalGeek]

5. LUL! MY LIBRIL MORAN NAYBER JUST BOUGHT A PRIUS

He only gets to go the gas stashun once or twice a month! WHat a dope!

WHoo! Rollin koal BAYBEEEE!

[kairos12]

6. Rally Against Obamacare at my house after my Medicare appointment.

[clarice]

7. I'm tired of paying taxes for people who will not work.....oh wait. nt

[rurallib]

9. Tina Fey owes her career to Sarah!

[UncleYoder]

11. Like my pappy always said;

"Go first class or don't get on the bus."

[Populist_Prole]

12. "Spelling and grammer [ SIC ] is overrated"

That's the stuff overschooled librul eggheads care about. Everyone knows it's all about who can yell the loudest and leaning forward while hitting your finger at them.

[Arugula Latte]

13. Mah beer belly iz gittin in tha way of mah shootin!

Iz pork rinds a diety food?

[gratuitous]

14. Nobody ever helped me when I was on food stamps!

Right, Craig T. Nelsen?

[KamaAina]

15. That n****r in Ferguson broke the cop's eye socket!

[KamaAina]

16. Could someone show me how to make my truck belch that there black smoke?

[KamaAina]

17. Why not just look here?

http://www.discussionist.com

[Jamaal510]

18. This should be fun.

-"I'm giving up FOX. They've become too liberal"
-"Why are all liberal women ugly?"
-"Why do Blacks still vote Democrat (sic)? Lincoln freed the slaves!"
-"Fuck BSNBC"
-"Rec this thread if you think that Rachel Maddog is ugly"
-"Let's stop the feminazis, race hustlers, and the PC media from taking our freedom"
-"Tell both parties to stop giving our money to the welfare bums"
-"pResident 0bummer is a wimp. We should've went with Mitt so we could've stopped America's wussification"
-"When will the liberal left stop blaming Bush for everything?"
-"I just got back from DU, and I need a shower"
-"Beware of the baby-killers and fornicators"
-"Why do the flea baggers want everybody to vote?"
-"Stand with Rand. Say no to 0bama's tyrannical fascism"
-"GWB: Miss me yet? Hell yeah!"
-"When will the next Operation American Spring rally be?"
-"I'm headed to San Francisco this weekend. Pray for me"

[begin_within]

19. Reagan won WWWI.

[LynneSin]

20. Wasn't he inspired after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

[begin_within]

22. Exactly. He did not want another mushroom cloud.

[madinmaryland]

21. Get a brain, Morans!

[NightWatcher]

23. Check out this Groupon I got for Olive Garden's new cornbreaded fried chicken

[Bosonic]

24. Hey fellas, greetings from Fox central

[nilesobek]

25. "Muslim usurper in Chief."

[TexasTowelie]

26. My tee time was delayed cause the president's playing at Martha's Vineyard golf club.

Didn't he see the "whites only" sign?

[lovemydog]

27. Them community organizers

is killin our freedum!

[lovemydog]

28. If I ever finish a book,

it will be one that says we have too much education.