DU Lounge now has a place for your kids - The DU Playground now open...

[LynneSin]

[antiquie]

1. I want to go to the naughty palace!

I swear I don't have stupid disease!

[LynneSin]

6. this is for kids ages 3 to 13

are you ages 3 to 13?

[antiquie]

7. I'm smaller than most 13 y.o.

[LynneSin]

8. But are you 13 years old

fess up!

[antiquie]

9. Plus fifty some...

but I play with the pre-teen set all the time -- I'm very good a kickball.

[ret5hd]

2. Naughty Palace??? Gun and artillery??? Spit in everywhere???

Really? Everywhere?

[LynneSin]

3. Please do not shoot at close distance with the guns and artillary

and btw this isn't for you - it's for your kids!!!

[Ineeda]

4. "Stupid Disease"

My late husband warned me that we'd get the "Stupid Disease" if we moved to Florida. Being from Boston, I have a natural immunity, but rest his soul, a shitload of my fellow transplants prove his point.

[LynneSin]

5. we thought we'd keep out the Tea Party from the playground

[pipi_k]

10. "When playing in the ball pool...

the head should protrude from the spherical surface. The tourist can't throw with the balls"


The only thing that could possibly mean is that it's OK for heads to be floating around on the surface, but that (male?) tourists can't use their balls to throw those heads around.




Boy, they sure know how to suck the life out of a good time.

[cyberswede]

11. At least the naughty palace has safe navigation. Whew!

[malthaussen]

12. Darn, I can't play. I have stupid disease. n/t

[Aristus]

13. Oh, the NRA's not gonna like those rules.

Those fuckers want artillery everywhere!...

[LynneSin]

14. So you don't think children ages 3 to 13 have 2nd amendment rights

CRAZY!!

[Baitball Blogger]

15. The non-playing playing ground.

Sounds like recess time back when I went to parochial school.

[dixiegrrrrl]

16. Well, my 3 to 13 y/o kid was confused about #11...

Does that mean you can't touch the flying saucer or the airplane?
or
does that mean you can't bring your own flying saucer and touch WITH it?

And at what elevation IS the naughty palace?

[LynneSin]

17. You may touch things but not by using an airplane or flying saucer

Touch with other things - like all the guns and artillery we have available at the Naughty Palace. Or just spit everywhere.

[BKH70041]

18. Well, who could argue with any of these?

[LynneSin]

19. Knowing that the kids have guns & artillery - probably a safe bet!

just saying!

[BKH70041]

20. Oh yeah, I always sent my kids to the indoor playground armed to the teeth.

No one -- but no one -- picked on them.

Come to think of it, no one played with them either. Odd that.

[Kali]

21. Naughty Palace