What Will Destroy You?

[LeftofObama]

Something out there will destroy you. Find out what it is!



http://www.buzzfeed.com/joannaborns/what-will-destroy-you



I got:

Dolls That Come to Life

Yikes. Tough break. There are a lot of dolls out there. And let’s be real, it’s hard to find a non-creepy one. And it seems highly likely that any and all creepy dolls come to life. That’s just an unfortunate fact. And are their intentions good? of course not. They want to destroy you.

Kind of reminds me of the Talking Tina episode of The Twilight Zone

[mucifer]

1. I got "babies":

Babies. They’re out there. They’re everywhere. And they’re coming for you. They don’t seem powerful, but in large numbers, they can and will destroy you.

Wow I'm a pediatric hospice and palliative care nurse.

What does that mean?

[mokawanis]

2. Taylor Swift

I already feel tortured when I hear her songs. Apparently it's going to be a slow death.

[csziggy]

9. Me, too

Problem is I have no idea who she is or what she does. Or is she just famous for being famous?

[elleng]

5. Oh my, what a job you've got.

THANK you.

[Wait Wut]

3. An Intergalactic Force Of Evil

You’re a noble person. And that’s precisely why an evil force out there, something bigger and darker than all of us, wants to destroy you. You represent a force of good in the universe, which is great. Good for you. But that comes with its own risks.

Pft. They don't scare me. The Force is on my side.

[elleng]

4. Uh Oh, Little kids on scooters!

One little kid on a little scooter seems manageable. But there’s never just one. They come in tiny packs. And a group of scooter kids is no joke. Their small size is only an advantage. And they will destroy you.

I've got 2 (NEW) grandsons!

[Callmecrazy]

10. I got that too...

[RebelOne]

6. Tiny goats will destroy me.

But I like all goats big or tiny.

[clarice]

7. Billy Joel...nuff said. nt

[seaglass]

8. Tiny goats - though they are cute :-)

[femmocrat]

13. Frisky little critters!

Wish I had the energy to take care of two of them!

[Tobin S.]

11. Diet Coke, probably. It's my last vice.

[femmocrat]

12. Little Kids on Little Scooters! I have been warned!

"One little kid on a little scooter seems manageable. But there’s never just one. They come in tiny packs. And a group of scooter kids is no joke. Their small size is only an advantage. And they will destroy you."

You never know where they could be lurking!

[Coventina]

14. I also got "Dolls that Come to Life"

Yikes!

[redwitch]

15. Koalas

How can this be? They are so cute and cuddly!

[LynneSin]

16. So your name starts with L and you were born in May and you're a Taurus?

So am I

[LoveMyCali]

20. Not necessarily

My name starts with a J, I was born in November and I'm a Sagitarius and those damned dolls will be the end of me too.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

17. Little Kids on Little Scooters

One little kid on a little scooter seems manageable. But there’s never just one. They come in tiny packs. And a group of scooter kids is no joke. Their small size is only an advantage. And they will destroy you.

[haele]

18. I got babies -

Laz got bunnies. Bunnies with long, sharp fangs!

Haele

[noamnety]

19. The cast of friends.

I'm picturing them shoving me into that fountain, I don't know!

[sakabatou]

21. Same

I dare you now to run through Isla de las Muñecas at night.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

22. phhtt, stupid: I got babies.

I hate babies, and there are none in my recent past or future. I was hoping for somethin' more convincing like "the truth will destroy you"