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http://sploid.gizmodo.com/guy-builds-the-biggest-fart-machine-ever-1608988402/+ericlimerNow that the engine is done he's actually going to build a gigantic butt, install the machine in its anus, put the whole thingamajig on the cliffs of Dover, point it at France, and fart on July 24around 6-7pm local timeto see if the frenchies at the other side of the channel can hear it.
CBGLuthier
(12,723 posts)T_i_B
(14,739 posts)Must resist the urge......
Initech
(100,081 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,740 posts)CBGLuthier
(12,723 posts)Oh, you know.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,371 posts)Has he ever wiped an animal food trough while empty headed?
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)a few hundred pounds of cow dung.
What's a gigantic fart without a bit of splatter?
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)dr.strangelove
(4,851 posts)this is funny
clarice
(5,504 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)A music-hall performer named Le Petomane did just that. If the name sounds familiar, it's probably because the makers of Blazing Saddles chose to honor him with the bogus "Le Petomane Thruway".
T_i_B
(14,739 posts)This is an English arse, and as such should be trumping out English patriotic songs...
God Save The Queen
Rule Britannia
Land of Hope & Glory
That sort of thing. Something to keep UKIP voters on the South Coast from complaining about the smell.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)T_i_B
(14,739 posts)jmowreader
(50,560 posts)The governor, William J. Le Petomane, was named after the performer.
Now, has anyone got a dime?
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)We can't let this Fart Gap stand!
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)T_i_B
(14,739 posts).....to talk out of their arses. They seem quite good at that.
Mind you, the same can also be said for most of our politicians as well.
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)and stocking it with this:
T_i_B
(14,739 posts)On this DU thread.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018643711