Lonely Guy Turns His Shower Head Into A Girlfriend, Rest Of World Is Creeped Out

[ashling]

We get it, dating is hard: Tinder is a minefield of potential creepiness, blind dates still carry that whole "I might be murdered" risk factor, and getting out of the friend-zone is like finding a funny episode of "Dads": it's impossible.

But now the "finding love" situation is so dire, one guy apparently decided to turn his shower head into a real woman -- and by "real" we mean a super, creepy plastic doll.

The following photos -- posted to Imgur -- carefully outline the transformation.

WARNING: You can't unsee this.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/14/forever-alone_n_5585491.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063

[orleans]

1. just what i've always wanted...

a girlfriend to puke up water on my head.

echk.....

[IronLionZion]

7. You can find that in most college campuses these days.

[raptor_rider]

2. Oh my!!!

Sleep disturbed!!!

[uriel1972]

3. It's a trap!!!11!!!!... nt

[dawg]

4. Dwight Yoakam sums up my feelings.

[pipi_k]

5. OK I don't usually

belly laugh at internet stuff, but this actually made me guffaw!


OMG water pouring from her mouth and nose!

bwahahahahahha!!!!

[Generic Brad]

6. If he ever had hope of not being lonely, he just crushed it

There can't be very many females out there who find this endearing and attractive behavior.

And what's with feeding the doll ramen when water is gushing out of its mouth?

[mike_c]

8. what, doesn't everyone have one of those in their shower...?

[Agschmid]

9. Oh straight people with their "tinder"...

[muriel_volestrangler]

10. I think the head should rotate through 360 degrees

and have a 'green' setting.

[JVS]

11. Before I clicked I was expecting to see him run the water through a fleshlight