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LynneSin

(95,337 posts) Thu Jun 5, 2014, 04:35 PM Jun 2014

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TAKE THE QUIZ: How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor.

Because you know with all this modern day technology one day that could happen! So take the damn quiz so you can be prepared for that one day you might be chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor.

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/velociraptor_bed/

For those wondering I would survive 1 minute and 19 seconds. Time to start training again

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TAKE THE QUIZ: How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor. (Original Post) LynneSin Jun 2014 OP

1 minute, 54 seconds... onehandle Jun 2014 #1

Not long at all... I wonder if I should just give up. Xyzse Jun 2014 #2

One minute 10 -- but look I would cry so it's honest! nt Pholus Jun 2014 #3

1m 6s shenmue Jun 2014 #4

57 seconds angstlessk Jun 2014 #5

60 seconds here. redwitch Jun 2014 #6

The quiz source code comment is awesome! hunter Jun 2014 #7

1:31 ohnoyoudidnt Jun 2014 #8

35 seconds? Corgigal Jun 2014 #9

If we're chained near one to a bunk bend I'm pushing you out in front first LynneSin Jun 2014 #10

31 seconds. femmocrat Jun 2014 #11

onehandle

(51,122 posts)

1. 1 minute, 54 seconds...

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Jun 5, 2014, 04:55 PM

Jun 2014

But I lied on almost every question.

Xyzse

(8,217 posts)

2. Not long at all... I wonder if I should just give up.

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Jun 5, 2014, 04:59 PM

Jun 2014

Pholus

(4,062 posts)

3. One minute 10 -- but look I would cry so it's honest! nt

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Jun 5, 2014, 05:03 PM

Jun 2014

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

4. 1m 6s

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Jun 5, 2014, 05:09 PM

Jun 2014

angstlessk

(11,862 posts)

5. 57 seconds

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Jun 5, 2014, 05:48 PM

Jun 2014

do not call me when a raptor is spotted

redwitch

(14,950 posts)

6. 60 seconds here.

Reply to angstlessk (Reply #5)

Thu Jun 5, 2014, 05:57 PM

Jun 2014

I'm quite proud of myself!

hunter

(38,335 posts)

7. The quiz source code comment is awesome!

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Jun 5, 2014, 06:24 PM

Jun 2014

I AM A MOTHERFUCKING PTERODACTYL!
HERE TO PTERO-YOU A NEW ASSHOLE

Complete with ASCII Art!

Before I looked, that is without cheating, I got this

The oatmeal is always good.

ohnoyoudidnt

(1,858 posts)

8. 1:31

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Jun 5, 2014, 06:29 PM

Jun 2014

Corgigal

(9,291 posts)

9. 35 seconds?

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Jun 5, 2014, 06:40 PM

Jun 2014

I guess I'm the biggest wimp on DU. Hooray Me.

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

10. If we're chained near one to a bunk bend I'm pushing you out in front first

Reply to Corgigal (Reply #9)

Thu Jun 5, 2014, 07:49 PM

Jun 2014

femmocrat

(28,394 posts)

11. 31 seconds.

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Jun 5, 2014, 07:54 PM

Jun 2014

Feeding it cookies and making friends with it was not an option!

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