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(8,155 posts) Mon May 26, 2014, 12:52 AM May 2014

Started my day with the sweet smell of a newly risen Sun basking the Earth with radiant parentage

I stood next to my motorbike, taking in the effervescent tingling of post-dawn anticipation. Then, as I cast my left leg over the seat of the mechanical steed, I was met with the crisp, clean sound of my pant's crotch ripping in twain.



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Started my day with the sweet smell of a newly risen Sun basking the Earth with radiant parentage (Original Post) Gravitycollapse May 2014 OP
A day without fusion is a day without sunshine. Manifestor_of_Light May 2014 #1
LOL! mackerel May 2014 #2
But you made it sound so poetic... calimary May 2014 #3
Oopsie shenmue May 2014 #4
How's that new thesaurus working out for you? lame54 May 2014 #5
It's going...ummm...hold on...stupendously and...oh, magnificently. Gravitycollapse May 2014 #6
you want I should kick your ripped crotch ass, Gravidtycollapse? Skittles May 2014 #7
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