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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsAs a straight white male, why should I have to deal with this?
The soda machine refused to accept my dollar bill not once, not twice, but three times!
Who's responsible for this outrage?!?
leftyohiolib
(5,917 posts)apparently youre not using your white privilege card cause with it you dont need cash
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Don't let the tyrants steal your historic soda rights! Get a crowbar, pry open the machine, and graze to your heart's content.
Chan790
(20,176 posts)Just as an odd aside, if you own your own soda machine and it's in a publicly-accessible area on private property and you fill it with canned-beer for your own consumption and that of your guests with a nominal price ($0.50) only sufficient to keep it stocked...the ATF will confiscate your soda machine for running "an illegal unlicensed beer distributor."
I never did get why charged with running an illegal distributor rather than an illegal pub. Also, if you can prove you're EDIT:intentionally losing money on it...it ceases to be illegal. People scoffed when I saved the receipt for that Coke machine.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)It's not you.
It's the old white guy on the dollar bill.
Orrex
(63,216 posts)Chan790
(20,176 posts)UrbScotty
(23,980 posts)Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)progressoid
(49,991 posts)Initech
(100,081 posts)Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)I would not put it pass them!
rrneck
(17,671 posts)Orrex
(63,216 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)bluesbassman
(19,375 posts)The soda machine takes my Canon bills just fine.
Edit to add a note to NSA and Agent Mike: This post was made for the purposes of comedic relief, and in no way represents factual events. Besides, everyone knows HP printers work best.
whistler162
(11,155 posts)would never happen if you where right handed.
IrishEyes
(3,275 posts)It is a plot against you. Everyone's in on it.