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struggle4progress

(118,285 posts)
Sat May 10, 2014, 07:30 PM May 2014

Just a quick update to let you know what Florida Woman's been doing lately!

13 Apr Florida woman dragged from garage by bear

15 Apr Florida woman steals boxed wine while pantsless

17 Apr Florida Woman Doesn’t Blame Bear For Attacking Her

18 Apr Florida woman catches fire when cellphone explodes in gym

22 Apr Florida woman reports sun halo to police

23 Apr Florida woman rampages after store won’t exchange bills for jar of coins

29 Apr Florida woman skydives for 88th birthday

30 Apr Florida woman fleeces clients out of $1 million in investment scam

02 May Florida Woman Gets 300 Free Cooked Chickens

05 May Florida woman bites off boyfriend's ear

07 May Florida woman loses 128 pounds and becomes Hooters waitress

08 May Florida woman finds latex glove inside Pop-Tart

09 May Florida woman runs over fiancé twice with Mitsubishi

09 May Florida woman bulldozes neighbors' trailer

10 May Florida Woman Jailed For Throwing Glass Of Kool-Aid At Son


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There really weren't no need to bite nobody's ear when she had three hundred rotisserie chickens
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I'm so happy Florida Woman and The Bear worked everything out!
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She kinda reminds me of my ex
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Taking your pants off BEFORE you start drinking is doing it RIGHT!
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Well, that's just a crappy way to treat a Mitsubishi
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Sounds like sonny boy shoulda drunk the kool-aid
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Teh Lounge should send Florida Woman a birthday card
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Fuggin sun halos
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You too could lose a hundred pounds by eating latex gloves and pop tarts
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Just a quick update to let you know what Florida Woman's been doing lately! (Original Post) struggle4progress May 2014 OP
Between Florida Man and Florida Woman I'm surprised anyone is left alive in Florida. rug May 2014 #1
So many bears, beers, and boyfriends... so little time. NYC_SKP May 2014 #2
 

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)
2. So many bears, beers, and boyfriends... so little time.
Sat May 10, 2014, 07:49 PM
May 2014

I'm glad that Florida woman got in a skydive experience!

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