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Nuclear Unicorn

(19,497 posts)
Wed Feb 22, 2012, 04:12 PM Feb 2012

ohmygodohmygodohmygod--girlSQUEEEEEEAL! We got the contract!

WE GOT THE MOTHER-MFFPFN CONTRACT!!!!!

My boss' business has taken a beating these last few years. Those who know me from DU2 might remember I was the only 1 of 3 admin assistants to survive the layoffs. Things were looking up and the boss wanted to hire someone and make me the "office manager" but then a few clients got scared off and that fell through.

We've been clinging to a hotel consruction project for months. The investors are skittish and to be perfectly honest the local town and county aren't helping. I swear we've had 3 different rounds of inspections and have 4 completely lists of requirements to show for them. It's infuriating.

Then to make matters worse our (former) project manager is a rather "troubled" fellow. I don't like him. Typical salesman bullshit artist and I once told him if he kept talking to me the way he did I'd have Lover Boy kick his ass. Well, jackass has always been a drinker and a cheater so his wife left with the kids (Sorry to say, I'm not sorry) and weekend before last he got himself busted on a DUI. As his wife was gone he called the boss who promptly posted his bail and said he was deducting it from his last paycheck.

As schadenfreudenish as that may be it put us into a tailspin. When you're trying to sell yourself as a project managing firm for projects costing tens of millions of dollars you want to present stability. Your clients need confidence especially when they're already scared. When they hear the appointed PM is out on a DUI they stop returning calls.

So me and the boss start pouring over the project files. He dove into the building plan proposals and I took the numbers. Yesterday we went to see the clients after all but promising sexual favors just to get some face time (that sounds bad, doesn't it?).

I was sitting in the back of the room as the boss went over the different plans explaining the pros and cons of each. It's all in architect and engineering speak and I couldn't tell you what any of it meant if I had to save my life. Sounds real snappy though. I was off in my Happy Place when it came time to go over the numbers and I hear, "My assistant, Mrs Unicorn, will explain the numbers."

What?

When I was going over the numbers I had found a discrepancy. One invoice line had shifted from one contract to another and then a third as the funds were re-allocated. Along the way funding sources changed. Well, the invoice line may have shifted but in the second contract it ended up bundled into a larger service package so they were effectively paying for the same service twice.

Granted, it was only $2,400 for a cored soil survey but $2,400 is $2,400 and the client would be out of the money whether we were hired or not. I had explained all of this to my boss figuring he would just relate it to the clients -- not throw me under the bus. I stammered through the explanation and they fired a ton of questions at me. I don't think I've ever felt like a bigger idiot and truth be told I've been rather depressed thinking about it. The boss says I did fine but what does he know?

Well, the boss called me into the office just a while ago. The client was on the speaker phone and the boss asked the client to repeat himself.

They said we got the project so long as I'm part of the project team.

All I could do was hold my hand over my mouth as I cried. The boss chuckled at my being a softie as he hugged me. Neither one of us wanted me sobbing into the speaker phone.

If we hadn't gotten this project we would have closed shop entirely. Now we not only get to keep our jobs but it will employ nearly 100 construction workers and once its built there will be dozens of full-time staff.

When the call ended the boss slid a check across his desk saying its the difference in wages between my old job and my new one. As nice as that is it's not about the money. This means a lot to a lot of people, not just me. When I first started we had 20 employees and now we're down to a half dozen.

We're saved -- for now, until the next time.

I'm a torrent of emotions. I'm relieved, I'm exhilerated, I'm proud, I'm giddy, I'm scared for the challenge ahead but also eager. I'm excited by what I'm learning. I happy for so many people including my boss. I fighting between squealing and crying and back again.

I tried texting hubby with the good news but apparently he's out of our service area. Lover Boy better watch out tonight. I have a lot of energy to work out.

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ohmygodohmygodohmygod--girlSQUEEEEEEAL! We got the contract! (Original Post) Nuclear Unicorn Feb 2012 OP
Way To GO!!! ret5hd Feb 2012 #1
Hey, congratulations! TuxedoKat Feb 2012 #2
CUE THE VONAGE THEME! rocktivity Feb 2012 #3
THAT is REALLY kewl, rock! elleng Feb 2012 #5
Funny thing is, I never considered it that big of a deal. $2,400 vs tens of millions Nuclear Unicorn Feb 2012 #7
FABULOUS news, Nuc!!! elleng Feb 2012 #4
Woof! dawg Feb 2012 #6
thanks Nuclear Unicorn Feb 2012 #8
I miss seabeyond too. dawg Feb 2012 #9
what happened to seabeyond? grasswire Feb 2012 #13
A falling out with some other posters Nuclear Unicorn Feb 2012 #16
she is still here Tuesday Afternoon Feb 2012 #20
BIGGO CONGRATULATIONS! CaliforniaPeggy Feb 2012 #10
Well Done! n/t dogknob Feb 2012 #11
Nothing wrong with celebrating a little victory after a sea of defeats DFW Feb 2012 #12
Wait just a min. You said your hubby was out of the service area so Lover Boy better watch out rhett o rick Feb 2012 #14
I'd ruin both of 'em Nuclear Unicorn Feb 2012 #19
YAAAY..... Tikki Feb 2012 #15
Whoa! You go girl! lillypaddle Feb 2012 #17
Wonderful news! The A&E and construction industries have taken quite a hit in the recession. CottonBear Feb 2012 #18
great story! I'm so happy for you. Liberal_in_LA Feb 2012 #21
I think "Lover Boy" won't complain. As for the "sexual favors",.... HopeHoops Feb 2012 #22
"Yesterday we went to see the clients after all but promising sexual favors..." MiddleFingerMom Feb 2012 #23
Congratulations, I'm so happy to hear that you got the recognition you deserve. KatyaR Feb 2012 #24
OMG! absyntheminded Feb 2012 #25
Love, love, love this story!! So will Lover Boy I'll bet when you finally get a "hold" of him! riderinthestorm Feb 2012 #26
WONDERFUL!!! I LOVE this story!!! YAYYYY Unicorn! BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2012 #27
Hell yeah! Congrats! HappyMe Feb 2012 #28
woohoo!!!!! ceile Feb 2012 #29
Great news. lumberjack_jeff Feb 2012 #30
UPDATE: What's better than a night of celebratory dining and monkey love? Nuclear Unicorn Feb 2012 #31

TuxedoKat

(3,818 posts)
2. Hey, congratulations!
Wed Feb 22, 2012, 04:21 PM
Feb 2012

Nice to hear some good news! Sounds like the client recognized and appreciated your honesty. Good luck with the project -- hope it is the first of many more.

rocktivity

(44,576 posts)
3. CUE THE VONAGE THEME!
Wed Feb 22, 2012, 04:36 PM
Feb 2012

I, too, once turned a discrepancy into a promotion -- and I was a temp at the time!


rocktivity

Nuclear Unicorn

(19,497 posts)
7. Funny thing is, I never considered it that big of a deal. $2,400 vs tens of millions
Wed Feb 22, 2012, 04:45 PM
Feb 2012

Every penny counts and it was a totally innocent mistake. Frankly, the way the money bounces around from one point to another how could they NOT make a mistake on something?

Feels good though, doesn't it?

Nuclear Unicorn

(19,497 posts)
8. thanks
Wed Feb 22, 2012, 04:50 PM
Feb 2012

I wish seabeyond was still here. You guys are like my big brother and sister.

Well, she's more of a big sister; you're like the guy who lives in the apartment across the way who's always looking out his window at you and tells awkward stories when you meet at the mailbox about how he accidently washed his cat in the dishwasher one time and had to call the fire department to get the cat out because his tail was wrapped around the sprayer thingy so he had to buy a new dishwasher and when he installed it the cat got trapped behind it in the counter and so he had to call the fire department again.

Just kidding, bro! Love ya!



I'm a little slap-happy, in case you couldn't tell.

DFW

(54,379 posts)
12. Nothing wrong with celebrating a little victory after a sea of defeats
Wed Feb 22, 2012, 05:13 PM
Feb 2012

Enjoy it, and milk it for all you can!

 

rhett o rick

(55,981 posts)
14. Wait just a min. You said your hubby was out of the service area so Lover Boy better watch out
Wed Feb 22, 2012, 05:41 PM
Feb 2012

tonight. Did I misunderstand? JK best of luck to you

CottonBear

(21,596 posts)
18. Wonderful news! The A&E and construction industries have taken quite a hit in the recession.
Wed Feb 22, 2012, 05:57 PM
Feb 2012

I hope your good fortune continues. Good luck with the project!

 

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)
22. I think "Lover Boy" won't complain. As for the "sexual favors",....
Wed Feb 22, 2012, 07:41 PM
Feb 2012

... have you ever seen "Outrageous Fortune" with Bette Midler? If not, watch it, but there's a scene where she says "How 'bout a blowjob" and the guy they're trying to get information from "perks" up and asks, "here or in the back?"

She says "here will be just fine" and blows him a kiss.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
23. "Yesterday we went to see the clients after all but promising sexual favors..."
Wed Feb 22, 2012, 07:59 PM
Feb 2012

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... "just to get some face time (that sounds bad, doesn't it?)."
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No, it doesn't. That's a pretty inspired li'l piece of writing right there!!!
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Congratulations!!! You done good. You done REAL good. And revel just a LEETLE bit
in the higher paycheck, too. You can be proud of it... certainly not ashamed of it NOR
excluding that from your SQUEEEAALLLLLS!!!!!
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KatyaR

(3,445 posts)
24. Congratulations, I'm so happy to hear that you got the recognition you deserve.
Wed Feb 22, 2012, 08:44 PM
Feb 2012

I've been working for 30 years as an assistant, doing everything from managing a $800K credit line/card program (saving the company $50K in late fees the first year alone) to planning international medical conferences, managing computer equipment for 200 employees all over the country, editing medical journal articles, writing newsletters, managing travel for 100 people, whatever gets thrown my way, and I've never been rewarded for any of it--in fact, in one instance, I got let go instead because I cost the company too much money and my boss didn't like me, so he gave everyone else a review/raise except me--for 3-1/2 years. And of course, I had no legal/HR leg to stand on. One of my "best" friends now has my job--the boss LOVES her.

I'm very, very happy for you. I cried for you as well! I hope that the project goes great!!!

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)
27. WONDERFUL!!! I LOVE this story!!! YAYYYY Unicorn!
Thu Feb 23, 2012, 01:46 AM
Feb 2012

and I'm glad Lounge threads can get votes now, otherwise I would have completely missed this.


YOU GO, GIRL!!

 

lumberjack_jeff

(33,224 posts)
30. Great news.
Thu Feb 23, 2012, 03:22 PM
Feb 2012

A mistake (provided you own up to it and demonstrate good faith) is an opportunity to win allies and clients.

Well done.

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