Stuck for a gift idea?

[KamaAina]

Mother's Day is coming up!

[rurallib]

1. Great idea - just what Mother always wanted.

not sure how to thank you for this

[progressoid]

2. I'll take two.

[Avalux]

3. What's with the cords and that thing on the side of it?

What does that do???

[KamaAina]

4. You figure it out.

Note that the occupant is female.

[Jenoch]

5. When I was a college wrestler we had a similar

contraption made out of fiberglass. Water was poured into it and a heating coil would create steam. It was basically a sauna with your head sticking out. It was used to sweat off pounds in order to make weight. It never occurred to me to masterbate while inside the thing. Of course my stroke would have been too long and my hand would have been hitting the inside of the door.


This reminds me of the guy who was seeing his doctor. The doctor said "You really need to stop masturbating". The patient said, "why is that, doctor"? The doctor replied, "because I am trying to examine you".

[rug]

6. How do you clean it?