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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsInstructions for making salad - step one:
remove cat from the salad bowl
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Instructions for making salad - step one: (Original Post)
ashling
Apr 2014
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NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)1. Step two, make the fuckin salad.
Step three, keep the cat OUT of step two!
Brigid
(17,621 posts)4. No, step two is . . .
Wash the fuckin' salad bowl.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,696 posts)5. What, you have a problem with cat hair in your salad?
Maybe a few little bits of cat litter, for extra crunch...
Brigid
(17,621 posts)6. Now that's just nasty.
NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)7. If you sense a crunch, that's not a hair.
...that's just a strong indication that it's time to find a new date.
TexasTowelie
(112,204 posts)2. Come on ashling,
after the thousands of kitteh pictures that you posted you still haven't recognized a litter box?
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)3. ~