Florida Man takes to the highway

[shenmue]

With interesting results.

http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2014/04/a-naked-man-accused-of-2.html

[jakeXT]

1. Evans, of Boca Raton, was clothed when stopped, though his zipper was down.

It could be argued that the vast majority of the motoring public drives while fully clothed and while not masturbating.

Human males not only masturbate more than other apes, they're also the only animals capable of jacking it while driving. And they apparently take full advantage of this ability. (With or without the sunroof open.) When scientists watched male drivers under 30 (it's not entirely clear how they made their age determinations, or whether they were better at it than bartenders) at two intersections — one in New York and one in Florida — they found that 11% of the guys "had one hand on their crotches and moving them."

http://jezebel.com/5570815/masturbating-while-driving-is-disturbingly-popular

[dhill926]

2. would make kind of a mess….no….