Sexy tongue incident at Pizza Hut

[frogmarch]

Mr. froggy and I went to Pizza Hut for lunch today. After taking a bite of pizza, I felt a dab of sauce at the corner of my mouth, and instead of using my napkin, I discreetly licked it off with the tip of my tongue.

Just as I was doing that, I happened to glance at someone sitting a few tables away – a middle-aged cowboy – who happened to glance at me at the same time. He gave me the sexy tongue! I guess he thought I was giving it to him. OMG. I am laughing, but I feel a little sick to my stomach – and it’s not from the pizza.

I am 68, for pete’s sake!

[Angry Dragon]

1. It is okay to be senual at 68

[frogmarch]

2. Thank you. I'll keep that

in mind if it ever happens again.

[quakerboy]

3. MAybe he was just letting you know

there was still a little bit left?

What is "the sexy tongue"?

[frogmarch]

4. haha, maybe so. Sexy tongue is

what I call the gesture I see young people give each other on TV shows, in which they lick their lips with their mouths open while giving each other "bedroom eyes." I think it's supposed to convey a desire to have oral sex with the other person. In my case, I think the cowboy may have been conveying to me that he really liked pizza.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

5. lol, almost sounds like it could have been a scene from a seinfeld episode. n/t

[JI7]

6. cute

[pacalo]

7. I love this!

[bluedigger]

8. Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire in the furnace.

Words of wisdom from my 60 something ex mother in law.