Instead of wasting time there, they could've been at the donut shop

[MrScorpio]

[Arkansas Granny]

1. Tax dollars at work.

[pinboy3niner]

2. They should have known from that vacant look in its eyes

[Kali]

3. sounds like the border patrol around here

On Sunday night around 9 pm I was headed out to switch a water valve around. almost got in a head-on collision with one of the idiots tearing around lost on our (dirt) road. we had a brief "conversation" in which I did give him correct directions but also told him I would not give him my name and that he was on private property driving in a dangerous manner. I followed him at a distance (because he was driving about 40 to 50 kicking up a ton of dust) and saw that he went east to an area I had been tooling around with the dog about 3 hours earlier. one of their top observers may have spotted me!

dog, they are dumbasses

I reported him.

coulda killed my dogs if I had been running them or hit a bovine and killed or injured it. or worse a horse.

[marzipanni]

5. I hope this a-hole was young enough that you gave him something to ponder,

and not some self-righteous, belligerent yahoo who thinks he's always in the right.

on edit- if he kept going fast, I guess he was not someone who can still learn, but I hope you told him he could have injured you, or your animals!

[marzipanni]

4. Meanwhile, the suspect has flown the coop,

or if (s)he had the wherewithal, flown to another country.

[anasv]

6. At least they didn't kill the apartment...

[Kingofalldems]

7. The apartment is lucky it didn't get tased and then shot.

[pinboy3niner]

8. The cops mistook it for an unsub (unknown sublet)

[rug]

9. The neighboring buildings said they had no idea what it was up to.