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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsBlondie Bennett, Barbie-Obsessed Woman, Uses Hypnotherapy To Make Herself 'Brainless'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/19/blondie-bennett-barbie-woman-hypnotherapy-stupid_n_4815495.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopularBlondie Bennett
A California woman who describes herself as Barbie-obsessed says she uses hypnotherapy sessions in the hopes that it will decrease her IQ.
"I just want to be the ultimate Barbie. I actually want to be brainless," Blondie Bennett, 38, told Barcroft TV. "I don't like being human, if that makes sense... Natural is boring... I would love to be like, completely plastic."
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I think she has succeeded
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Can you?
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)in the near future, I predict.
SMC22307
(8,090 posts)Stupid question, I know. I can't help but want to take a pin to them -- pop! pop!
Of course, I used to assist in breast-enhancing surgical procedures. Once did seven in a soul-crushing 17-hour workday.
I'll never see those fleshbags filled with saline as sexy ever again...
SMC22307
(8,090 posts)Reconstructive surgery is one thing, but these massive boobs -- and butts -- aren't appealing to me in the least. I'm also not the target audience, so who knows. And the online horror stories? Yikes! I work with what I've got, and, yes, that includes enhancing with make-up, hair products, contact lenses, exercising, diet, etc. But injecting/implanting God-knows-what into my body to have boobs like the latest reality star or a butt like an Atlanta stripper? Never.
Aristus
(66,462 posts)When I worked in elective surgery, we had one patient come in for a nose job. She was breath-takingly beautiful. That's an overused term, but with her, it was the literal truth; you wanted to gasp when you saw her, she was so beautiful.
She was there because she had a large nose, and wanted to make it smaller. The thing is, from my point of view, is that it was a beautiful large nose! It went with the rest of her.
I wanted to shake her and tell her: "Don't mess up your face!"
But she went through with it. I never saw her after she was ushered to the recovery room. Never saw what damage she might have done to that heavenly face...
livetohike
(22,163 posts)from The Onion.
distantearlywarning
(4,475 posts)She's already there. No need to spend any more money.
eShirl
(18,503 posts)"I don't like being human, if that makes sense... Natural is boring... I would love to be like, completely plastic."
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)It's almost way too easy.
CanSocDem
(3,286 posts)...outdoor mental asylum' courtesy of the late Mike Royko????
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