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(66,462 posts)my pet
How is your day going?
Aristus
(66,462 posts)Would you like me to fetch your slippers? Sit in your lap? Obey your every command?
Only it might be more comfortable if I sit in your lap. Is that ok with you?
The slippers are pink and fuzzy.
I brought 'em home from the months I lived in Texas.
Oh and, please make a fresh pot of Kona Coffee.
Aristus
(66,462 posts)(And your command is my wish... )
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)I guess I thought wrong...
((Should I act out a pout or something?))
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)I really, really do.
((But you can pout if you want to. I haven't seen a good one of those in a long time.))
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)Callmecrazy
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Best I could do on short notice.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)a big old hug and a kiss to turn the frown upside down.
Smile!
malthaussen
(17,216 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)I'm gonna enjoy having DUers as pets.
Y'all play nicely together. Ya hear?
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)but watch out for the ones in GD -- some of them bite.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)they'll shit somewhere they weren't suppose to go!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)If they can't (or won't be) toilet trained or wear depends (they live in the yard).
Thanks for the tips re: keeping DUers in my home.
antiquie
(4,299 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)I'm expecting DUers this summer. Mebbe that's the time for you to be here too.
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)but if you take me for a walk, I must warn you that I like to mark my territory at every bush and tree so you have to be patient.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)There is another DUer who likes to mark his territory. Although I doubt if he would agree to wearing a leash. Some DUers want their freedom no matter the cost.
A leash. hmmm
femmocrat
(28,394 posts)Who knows what could happen!!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Right next to Cooking and Baking.
tavernier
(12,401 posts)but I'm loyal and I'll protect you!
Oops .. Damn stinger; didn't mean to do that! (Want a band-aid?)
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Nah. I tough it out without the band-aid.
LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)I need a foot stool to get in bed so be careful, don't fall off.
BTW: the passenger side of my bed is usually empty, there's no need to stay at the foot.
bluesbassman
(19,379 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Just a fyi ... my ex boyfriend (from college) was in one of their videos of this song.
madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)In_The_Wind
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MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)with some good hearted mileage.
who has experiences to share through the cold winter months.
with a personality to match SKP's avatar: [img][/img]