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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsA Canadian, a Texan, and a tea bagger go into a bar....
..and the bartender says, "What will it be, Senator Cruz?"
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A Canadian, a Texan, and a tea bagger go into a bar.... (Original Post)
red dog 1
Feb 2014
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Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)1. I don't remember the last time I read a half-decent joke around here
you just earned a k+r
red dog 1
(27,856 posts)6. Thanks
angstlessk
(11,862 posts)2. It garnered a chuckle out of me
k & r here too
red dog 1
(27,856 posts)7. Thanks
For once, I generated a good original joke....with no help from Google.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)3. Real Texans are born in Texas
Cruz, poppa Bush, and dim-son don't qualify.
red dog 1
(27,856 posts)8. Real Texans are cool people, for the most part
Willie Nelson (D-Texas)
Jim Hightower (D-Texas)
Kinky Friedman (R-Texas)
Paladin
(28,273 posts)4. What's 14" long and hangs down in front of a butthole?
Ted Cruz's necktie.
(Wish I could take credit for that one, but I borrowed it from JuanitaJean.com, where the subject was Louie Gohmert.)
red dog 1
(27,856 posts)5. Lough out loud!
lol
JuanitaJean.com.....I love that website!
UTUSN
(70,742 posts)9. R#13 & K for, can we deport *any* of them?!1 n/t
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)10. ha!
good one
rare.
hibbing
(10,109 posts)11. hehe, thanks for the laugh!