Why did Chris Christie cross the road?

[red dog 1]

I asked this a few days ago, and only got 2 responses....but one of them was a gem..

Why did Chris Christie cross the road?..(Answer)."For a $3.99 all-you-can-eat buffet"

[tabbycat31]

1. Easy--- to cause traffic problems

[Arugula Latte]

2. Because he was conducting a "Traffic Study"

[red dog 1]

4. I love those penguins.

[tavalon]

20. Me too.

I've been known to stare at them and giggle in a slightly disturbing way for, well, a long time.

[Xipe Totec]

3. To block both lanes. nt

[red dog 1]

5. Good one!

[Incitatus]

6. He was chasing his dinner. nt

[red dog 1]

7. Another good one!

[rurallib]

8. To make a mayor an offer she couldn't refuse

"Uh - nice town you had here - want to rebuild it?"

[LiberalElite]

9. To duck the reporters

[red dog 1]

13. I think we have a winner!

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

10. To get the chicken.

[red dog 1]

14. and eat it?

I asked this question over at an on-line community website & one guy answered:
(Why did Christie Cross the road)......."To eat the chicken on the other side"

I think that one rates an "A".

[Marie Marie]

11. He was putting out the traffic cones.

He's a helper.

[Tom Ripley]

12. He was trying to end it all with a massive coronary

[red dog 1]

15. When you're as fat as Christie & Limbaugh, the chances for a massive coronary are greater ...

than for he general population.

[tofuandbeer]

16. to get to the underside.

[red dog 1]

17. Not bad.

[LiberalEsto]

18. To get the chicken's endorsement nt

[sarge43]

19. There was a twenty dollar bill on the other side? n/t

[RichGirl]

21. To chase after the chicken who crossed the road to get to the other side.

[RichGirl]

22. You should send those to Letterman for Top Ten List.

[red dog 1]

24. Not a bad idea!

[Walk away]

23. So he could scream at teachers on the other side? nt