I'm in a dark, dark place

[taterguy]

Does anybody know where I can get some light bulbs?

[MicaelS]

1. Try over here....

https://www.google.com/#newwindow=1&q=light+bulb+in+man%27s+rectum

[Paulie]

2. You can have one of mine. What flavor?

[Orrex]

3. You're likely to be eaten by a grue.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

14. Ah, a Zork reference

Love it!

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

4. Just stop and think for a moment.

It'll come to you...

[antiquie]

5. Industrial strength

[El Supremo]

6. Haven't figured out how to pull your head out yet?

Try reading this:

[UTUSN]

7. Who knew. No, really, WHO knew. Or, putting the emphasis differently, who KNEW!1 N/T

[DebJ]

8. I always keep my taters in a dark, cool place. n/t

[siligut]

9. Is anyone on DU more abused?

And why are these guys so interested in your ass? One tells you to pull the light-bulb out of it and the other tells you to pull your head out of it, seems to me that you are receiving too much contradictory advice concerning your ass and only one post concerning your quest for light.

Did you know that if you don't want to sign into Youtube, so you can view an R-rated video, you can just embed it into a post, preview the post and watch it there? I didn't watch the whole video of the light-bulb being surgically removed from that guy's rectum; what was he thinking? And it seems he is not the only one, light-bulbs go into asses more often than I would have ever guessed.

Hope you haven't been eaten by a grue.

[WilliamPitt]

10. The store, dumbass.

[Wait Wut]

11. There on the floor to your left...

...or, is it your right? Walk around a bit. You'll find them.

[kwassa]

12. Are you the Invisible Man??

[graywarrior]

13. Sorry, can't help you...

[Dr. Strange]

15. This reminds me of that one episode of Mork and Mindy.

From the second season.

[Boom Sound 416]

16. You'll need a bright idea

[pacalo]

17. The first thing that popped into my head was this...