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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsNeed some personal advice
An elevator is trying to bring me down.
What should I do?
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Need some personal advice (Original Post)
taterguy
Jan 2014
OP
Once you hit bottom, just ride that elevator up as high as you can , then get off. nt
Fla Dem
Jan 2014
#19
No sympathy here. You shoulda known better than to go with an elevator built by...
pinboy3niner
Jan 2014
#22
antiquie
(4,299 posts)1. get in
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)2. Hang with the Stairs!
They will let you be you!
blogslut
(38,000 posts)3. Start jumping
50/50 chance you'll be "up" when you get there.
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)4. the best defense is a good offense...
try pushing its buttons.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)5. Go with it.
Enjoy the ride.
Paulie
(8,462 posts)6. Take the blue pill
warrprayer
(4,734 posts)7. play this song
... instead of listening to damn elevator music!!
Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)23. And here, I was going to suggest this song
warrprayer
(4,734 posts)25. or this
LumosMaxima
(585 posts)8. Go crazy. nt
mythology
(9,527 posts)9. Take the stairs
We all need the exercise.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)18. After what happened to Stieg Larson?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
siligut
(12,272 posts)10. Request a do-over
It seems you found yourself on a depressor as opposed to an elevator which is what you desired.
Paulie
(8,462 posts)11. African or European elevator?
Do you weigh the same as a coconut with husk, or a duck?
taterguy
(29,582 posts)16. I don;'t know
Paulie
(8,462 posts)17. Maybe this will help answer
kwassa
(23,340 posts)12. Put lots of helium balloons inside the elevator.
This will solve your problem.
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)13. I don't always follow the advice of David Lee Roth but, if I did
now would be one of those times ...
IGoToDU
(177 posts)14. Look for the purple banana
Till they put you in the truck.
SkatmanRoth
(843 posts)15. Just roll with it taterguy
Once you hit rock bottom, all the elevators will be going up.
Fla Dem
(23,668 posts)19. Once you hit bottom, just ride that elevator up as high as you can , then get off. nt
Boom Sound 416
(4,185 posts)20. You're probably going to L for this joke
davidpdx
(22,000 posts)21. Take the long road home
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)22. No sympathy here. You shoulda known better than to go with an elevator built by...
...Otis.
warrprayer
(4,734 posts)24. thread winner n/t