Welcome to DU!
The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards.
Join the community:
Create a free account
Support DU (and get rid of ads!):
Become a Star Member
Latest Breaking News
General Discussion
The DU Lounge
All Forums
Issue Forums
Culture Forums
Alliance Forums
Region Forums
Support Forums
Help & Search
The Second grade kids returned to class after the long weekend.......
Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during the weekend, but to use adult words in telling their stories.
First Kid: "I visited my Nana."
Teacher: "Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother."
Second Kid: I had a ride on a choo-choo."
Teacher: "Please, you had a ride on a train."
Third Kid: I read a whole book by myself for the first time."
Teacher: "Excellent. And what was the name of the book?"
Third Kid: "Winnie The Shit"
3 replies
= new reply since forum marked as read
= new reply since forum marked as read
