OK...confession time.

[WilliamPitt]

I've been glued to AMC since yesterday morning because of the Walking Dead marathon, and every other goddam commercial has been either from Heifer.org or the ASPCA, which means I have been bombarded with sadness, despair, horror and woe for almost 36 hours now...and here's the thing...it has reached the point where every time I hear Susan Sarandon or Sarah McLachlan or whoever talk about something terrible happening every five seconds or whatever...this picture is all I can see.



Ticket to Hell: punched.

[panader0]

1. Quitting is my New Year's resolution.

Edit to add: over 14 hours now.

[hlthe2b]

2. well, those ASPCA commercials are certainly cathartic...

Of course people wonder when I come to answer the door in tears..

[WilliamPitt]

3. You're just thinking of the kittens.

[hlthe2b]

6. constantly..... is that bad?

[FatBuddy]

4. when teevee first came out

show announcers were almost apologetic about a "word from our sponsors."

[rug]

5. Then stop masturbating.

Geez.

[WilliamPitt]

7. Fap.

Kittens.

[Wounded Bear]

8. My opinion about saving kittens in that way...

Is quite similar to a Republican's opinion of renewing unemployment benefits.

[DebJ]

9. Those are the longest commercials on television, or at least they seem to be.

Drag on longer than the long list of every possible side effect of medications (that often they don't even
tell you what they are supposed to do to help).

Commercials cost money, so animal causes must get enormous donations.

Meanwhile, in my city tonight, hundreds of children are really, really hungry. Annoys me.
I like kittens, too, but humans rank first.

[Locut0s]

10. I prefer to think of it as the reverse. "Every time God kills a kitten...

I masturbate". Now that may sound pretty macabre, but hay now you are guilt free. Damn god seems to love killing a LOT of kittens for some reason

[ConcernedCanuk]

11. Masturbatioin lowers prostate cancer risk for men in their 50s

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.
.

I suspect (hope) that applies to people past there fifties as well . . .



Masturbation Frequency Linked to Prostate Risk in 20s, Protection in 50s

http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20090127/masturbation-and-prostate-cancer-risk

/snip/

Compared to same-age men who reported never masturbating, 50-something frequent masturbators had a 70% lower risk of prostate cancer.

/snip/
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my sincere apologies to teh kittens everywhere.



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[Kaleva]

13. Article says sexual intercourse does nothing to lower risk of prostate cancer but masturbation does

[In_The_Wind]

15. Damn!

[Kaleva]

17. Sorry Honey! Not tonight as I have to beat the meat instead of making love to you!

[In_The_Wind]

18. Sorry Sweetie

It's almost Honey_Hunting time if you aren't going to keep a smile on my face too.

[Kaleva]

19. I'm going to be a tired, busy guy trying to please the ex AND reducing my risk for prostate cancer.

[petronius]

16. Based on my 20s then, I've got a LOT of work to do in my 50s if

I'm going to break even on the risk chart...

[NightWatcher]

12. I've trained my dog to look sad and depressed when he hears a McLachlan song

I think I can get him in the next commercial. He's got "pathetic" down.

[NewJeffCT]

14. They did the same thing with the Breaking Bad marathon

thank goodness I DVR'd it - so I can fast forward through the commercials.