BREAKING NEWS!

[Agschmid]

Film at eleven!

[hrmjustin]

1. Lmfao!

[Agschmid]

2. It was on failblog.... My guilty pleasure when I'm up late.

[dixiegrrrrl]

3. Sounds like another CNN scoop!

Stewart had so much fun poking at CNN non-stories, awhile back.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

7. Too close to call

but surely Wolf is on it...

[redqueen]

4. LOL

Slow news day

[Agschmid]

5. Sometimes... That is not a bad thing.

[Wounded Bear]

6. I live in Washington State...

This is true. Believe it!

[Suich]

8. Snowmageddon!!!

[Kaleva]

9. Windstorm 97

[magical thyme]

11. OMFG!!!! LOL!!!

[lastlib]

12. that's HYSTERICAL!

[Kaleva]

13. To you and magical thyme

After reading the OP, I recalled watching that skit on Mad TV some years ago and went to look for it on youtube and there it was.

[pinboy3niner]

15. I loved MadTV!

That news sketch also reminds me of an old SNL bit on Tom Brokaw pre-taping news headlines to cover any eventuality that might arise while he's off summering in the Hamptons...

[Kaleva]

16. Lol!

[Agschmid]

17. Awesome! Thanks.

[rurallib]

10. If Obama would have said that FUX would go nutz!

Nutz I tell ya!
They'd have all sorts of experts plus Karl Rove on all day and ALL NIGHT EXPLAINING HOW RAIN DOES NOT MAKE ROADS WET!

oops i hit caps lock, but it looks like a better rant that way

[Agschmid]

18. CAPS LOCK RANT!

[pipi_k]

14. OH NO!!!!

We're all gonna diiiiieeeee!!!!!!


In other news, previously unseen meteor slams into the southern hemisphere and shears the earth in half below the Equator. Details at 11.

[Iggo]

19. What the...!!!!

[tblue]

20. I always wondered how that happened.

Ha!

[Agschmid]

21. The more you know!