Christmas comes early : Justin Bieber is 'retiring from music'

[dipsydoodle]

The news will either make you rejoice or sob into your mince pies. Probably the former, as Justin Bieber has announced his retirement from music on a Los Angeles radio station.

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/christmas-comes-early-justin-bieber-announces-retirement-from-music-9012243.html

[Aristus]

1. It's too good to be true.

As soon as the putrid little douchebag starts missing the blind, craptastic adoration of the brainless beliebers, he'll try to worm his way back into the limelight.

[graywarrior]

2. Yeah yeah yeah

until the big come back tour.

[malthaussen]

3. I wasn't aware the young man was a musician. n/t

[liberal N proud]

4. His voice must be changing

But I will only believe he is out of the music scene when we have not heard from him for 10 years.

[JCMach1]

5. Career meet Drugs

The downward spiral...

[joeybee12]

6. As far as I'm concerned he was never a part of "music," so he can't retire from it...nt

[bluesbassman]

7. Seems he sucks just as bad at practical jokes as he does at making "music"...

We all thought Christmas had come a week early when news of pop star Justin Bieber’s supposed 'retirement from music' broke on Wednesday. But it was nothing more than a cruel December fools, as his manager has now confirmed that the "Baby" singer was joking when he made the announcement on a US radio station.
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/december-fools-justin-bieber-is-not-retiring-from-music-9015488.html

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

8. I'm... sad.

Whom will we have to heap scorn and loathing upon now?

Any volunteers?

Bueller? Bueller?

[LynneSin]

9. Nickelback is still creating music

Canada's other contribution to the world of wretchedly horrible music.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

11. You DO realize you used "Nickelback" and "music" in the same sentence?

You need to repent.

[HappyMe]

10. Yay!

The music gods smile, and say it is good.