Sooo ... how do Pastafarians celebrate the holiday season ?

[eppur_se_muova]

Are there pasta carols ?

Do you exchange presents ?

Do you get seventeen paid days off, like it calls for in the Scriptures ?

Do you go wassailing (and what is that, anyway) ?

[Scuba]

1. I switch to angel hair pasta for the entirety of the season.

[NightWatcher]

2. instead of turkey we get a big ol lasagna

that's the one thing I miss about my ex-inlaws.

They were Italian, not Pastafari.

[Arcanetrance]

9. Yeah but to get to the awesome pasta on christmas you have to sit through the baccala on xmas eve

[pokerfan]

3. Ritual cannibalism...

Something like this...



Had some the day after Thanksgiving. And if you choose to pray, remember to end all your prayers with Ramen.

[A Simple Game]

4. Don't let it bother you.

I'm a former Catholic so eating representations of my saviors body and blood is no problem for me.

[pokerfan]

6. I've had both forms of communion

FSM is the more delicious.

[A Simple Game]

7. Yes, no comparison. I particularly like most variations of the reddish blood. n/t

[BainsBane]

5. Dinner of the seven pastas

of course

[LadyHawkAZ]

8. We throw a party and get stone fucking drunk

and then eat pancakes.

[antiquie]

10. This pastafarian does not celebrate with alcohol.