Things I never want to hear again

[JitterbugPerfume]

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[geardaddy]

1. Staycation

[JitterbugPerfume]

3. what on earth is that?

[Bake]

13. That's when you take a "vacation" and don't go anywhere.

Just stay at home. Not much of a vacation, except you don't have to go into the sh*thole where you work.



Bake

[JitterbugPerfume]

16. good grief

I call that being broke LOL

[Rambis]

2. Tax relief

Taxes are something you pay to have roads, libraries and shit! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. job cuts, part time w/ no bennies.

[CurtEastPoint]

5. How about...

[cheated, found a list but I concur!]

At the end of the day.
It is what it is.
Whatever.
Grow a business.
You know.
What’s the good word?
Bring closure.
You know what?
Adding “wise” to the end of nouns (i.e., weatherwise)
No problem.
Back in the day.
That being said….
Welcome to my world.
The bottom line.
Awesome.
I’m o.k. with that.
Under the bus.
No brainer.
Think outside the box.
My bad
Quality time
It’s all good.

[JitterbugPerfume]

6. yes yes and yes!

[deucemagnet]

10. Also, "Just sayin'",

which, as far as I can tell, roughly translates to,"I am stating an opinion that is outright insulting, completely unsolicited, and/or utterly unrelated to the subject at hand, but I expect you not to be annoyed with me."

[geardaddy]

23. Yes.

[CurtEastPoint]

33. Oh boy is that right. Just sayin = you're wrong and too bad you're pissed.

[deucemagnet]

34. Yes, and it's usually followed by another of my least-favorite sayings:

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"Don't be like that!", a saying usually uttered after an entirely appropriate response to something a dumbass says.

For example, "Did you sleep last night? You look like shit. Just sayin'."

"Piss off."

"Hey, don't be like that!"

[CurtEastPoint]

39. Down south we say 'Don't be ugly!'

[dixiegrrrrl]

45. or we say." I don't mean to be ugly....BUT..."

I guess that is supposed to soften the rest of the sentence.

[trof]

32. "Adding “wise” to the end of nouns (i.e., weatherwise)", BUT 'Weatherwise, it's such a lovely day..

Weather-wise it's such a lovely day
You just say the words and we'll beat the birds
Down to Acapulco Bay
It's perfect for a flying honeymoon, they say
Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly
Pack up, let's fly away!!

[Phentex]

38. That's most of them...

I would add the words hubby and meh.

[Kali]

42. meh???!!!

I love meh

hubby - not so much, gives me a squicky feeling

[HappyMe]

7. There's an app for that.

You have Stage 4 Hodgkins.

[Rambis]

8. "I know right" after everything

[Brigid]

9. "Class Warfare."

When said by a Republican, that is.

[RedCloud]

11. Albert Pujols bolted from the Cardinals.

[bluedigger]

15. I think you're safe on that one.

[bluedigger]

12. We need to talk. n/t

[HappyMe]

14. It's not you. It's me.

[zbdent]

17. Concession speeches by Democrats ...

[zbdent]

18. any vocalization by a Palin

other than Michael ...

[UnrepentantLiberal]

19. Shits and giggles

I threw up in my mouth a little

[libodem]

20. Hubby

And preggers. Yuck.

[HughBeaumont]

22. SO hate both of those words.

"When people talk like "People" magazine readers!"

[libodem]

25. Bugs me

But I'm not sure why. The words sound mushy in my mouth. It's almost a viseral shiver of gross.

[Kali]

43. ...

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. Can I squeeze "baby bump", or just "bump" in with that?

As in, "She dressed her bump in Calvin Klein..." It's annoying as all get out.

[libodem]

28. True

Plus unless your abdomen is concave the media starts speculation. Sheesh.

[JitterbugPerfume]

30. I hate that word!

preggers

[Art_from_Ark]

35. Both of those terms are like gnashing teeth to me

As are "veggies" and "significant other", among others.

[HughBeaumont]

21. Austerity!

"Can't strengthen the weak by weakening the strong."
"Personal Responsibility" (usually for thee, not for the one speaking)
"Should have planned ahead!"
"Hang in there."
"Everything happens for a reason."
"Life comes at you fast."
"Spread my work ethic, not my wealth." (usually spoken by someone who isn't even remotely wealthy)
"Shit _________ Say To _________ " (YouTube thing that's getting played out already) Oh, did I say something so microscopically offensive, yet it ticks you off anyway? WALK IT OFF. Life's too short for me to be traipsing on every goddamned societal eggshell.

[geardaddy]

24. Honeydew list

Man cave
bro

[benld74]

26. CBS is NOW calling Florida for George Bush,,,,,

[Joe Shlabotnik]

29. "Its morning in America". I'm not a morning person, so I feel discriminated against. n/t

[JitterbugPerfume]

31. It was gods will

people say that , and they think it helps when you are grieving.


It doesn't

[Arugula Latte]

44. God fried your loved one's ass

because it was part of the plan, which you can't question, oh, and by the way, god is love.

Yeeeah, I'm not buyin' any of that, including the premise that there is an omnipotent god or a deity of any sort.

[siligut]

36. Should've, could've, would've . . .

Though it sounds more like, shoulda, coulda, woulda.

[pacalo]

37. I'm in agreement with yours & I'd like to add two terms that really annoy me

because they are total mischaracterizations & hypocritical: conservatives (ain't no such thing; the term should be changed to regressives) and pro-life (not so at all after the baby is born & throughout life).

[Broken_Hero]

40. Currently the word Entitlements, I hate how its being used

especially on the RW side...

[LuckyLib]

41. The word "like" used between every three words in a sentence.

Primarily done by the pre-teen, teen, 20-something crowd, and SO tiring. Hint: If I'm hiring, and the word "like" is the most common word you use, sprinkled throughout your responses, you will NOT get the job.

[Doc Holliday]

46. "Issues"

So-and-so has "issues".... I have an "issue" with that....etc.

Magazines have issues...people have problems.

"Job creators" - Upon hearing this phrase, I usually respond with, "Oh, yeah...the Other Creation Myth."

And one particular regionalism: "bless his heart"

People 'round these parts usually use this phrase at the tail end of an indictment of someone's character or personality, tossing it in at the end to (presumably) take some of the sting out.

"Well, now, he don't know any better....he's a liberal, bless his heart."

Or take it to the extreme: "Well, what can you say about him? He's one of those baby-raping socialist monsters who dine on the flesh of human fetuses and worship the Devil...bless his heart."

[geardaddy]

47. peeps as in "my peeps"

ASAP (not spelled out, but pronounced "A-SAP&quot

[Mopar151]

48. They want to see you in the office! n/t

[Highway61]

49. "Man cave"

it's so stupid it drives me to distraction

[RiffRandell]

50. Anything "Twilight" related

Oh snap

commercial with the "rap" song about a free credit report

anything Kardashian

[Major Nikon]

51. It's yours