Some mighty damn good advice on how to avoid the water ski douche and/or enema

[Kaleva]

The danger:

"When a water skier falls backward towards the water in a sitting position and the buttocks strike the water with great force, this unintentional maneuver causes a flood of water to enter into the vagina or rectum. The worst case scenario is severe lacerations to the vagina wall or a rectal blow out."

What to do if one does water ski:

"The water skiing douche and water skiing enema can be prevented by donning swim gear especially designed for water and jet skiers."

http://www.sheknows.com/health-and-wellness/articles/809730/vaginal-injury-avoid-the-water-skiing-douche

[pinboy3niner]

1. And golfers think THEY have water hazards

[OriginalGeek]

2. I left home at 17

to get away from the water-skiing douche in my family. (my step-father)

[geardaddy]

11. I was waiting for that...

[Iterate]

3. Tough way to catch fish.

[trof]

4. Don't eat 'em.

[Iterate]

5. Nah, that one gets mounted.

I'd want to see the look in his eyes.

[pinboy3niner]

6. And he wants to see the look in yours

Here's your mounted fish...

[Iterate]

7. Thanks. That seemed like a good idea at first.

I guess I was thinking of the free beers I'd get showing it off. Now that I've thought long and hard about it I'm not so sure, as it would likely be carved on my tombstone. That, and you don't want your family fighting over who gets it after you're gone. I guess it could go to a charity if I could think of one.

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Why ski otherwise?

[warrprayer]

9. in my teens

I water skied behind 400 hp Correct Craft. Remember falling much while learning and forgetting to let go of line, resulting in massive amount of river water swallowed

[benld74]

10. Being pulled by a 400 HP Correct craft it is suprising you didnt swallow

and eject the water all AT ONCE.

[warrprayer]

12. It had an inboard

383 c.i. Chrysler marine v-8 with 3 2 bbl. carbs

[lame54]

13. Just call it a spa day