Your favorite line from a movie?

[bif]

"Dude, did you just puke up a part of your lung?"

[Wounded Bear]

1. "Looks like we're gonna need some new FBI guys."

Die Hard.

[calikid]

2. "It's a good day to die", Little Big Man

[Iggo]

3. "They are all perfect!"

-- The Last Samurai.

[rrneck]

4. Piss on you. I'm working for Mel Brooks. nt

[pinboy3niner]

5. "I'll have what she's having."

When Harry Met Sally

[dballance]

26. Love that one! After the fake orgasm

Isn't that either Rob Reiner's or Billy Crystal's mother?

[cyberswede]

28. Mine from that movie

"If you're there please pick up the phone, I really want to talk to you. The fact that you're not answering leads me to believe that you're a) Not at home. b) Home, but don't want to talk to me. Or c) Home, desperately want to talk to me, but trapped under something heavy. If it's either a) or c) call me back."

[Gidney N Cloyd]

6. Among my favorites: "As far as you know" (see context below)

From "Fletch" I've used the line a lot over the years...

(driving away from police in car with startled teenager)

Teenager: Are you a cop?

Fletch: As far as you know.

Teenager: Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?

Fletch: Why? Did you steal the car?

Teenager: I sure did.

Fletch: Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.

[cyberswede]

29. LOL - I use that all the time.

[davidpdx]

54. There are so many from the Fletch movies

"By the way I charged the whole vacation to Mr. Underhill's creditcard. Want the number?"

[Iggo]

60. I use a couple of made up names from that movie.

John Coctostin and Mr Sinlindin.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. I've always loved this little scene from The Big Sleep

one of my favorite movies and the parting line from the beautiful lady cab driver (actress Joy Barlow). She hands her card to Bogie as he gets out of the cab and says:

"If you can use me again some time, call this number."

"Day and night?"

"Uh, night's better. I work during the day."

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xudcl_the-big-sleep-cab-driver_shortfilms

[charlie and algernon]

8. "Red, I do believe you're talking out of your ass"

From the Shawshank Redemption

[pscot]

9. Pull that pistol an' I'll killya

The Duke: Tall in the Saddle.

[rrneck]

102. Fill your hand you sonofabitch. nt

[Boom Sound 416]

10. Just about every line from True Romance for starters

Fletch
"It's all ball bearings these days"

Mr. Mom
"220, 221, whatever it takes"

Airplane
"Give me Ham on five, hold the Mayo"

And just about every line from Jaws
"Want to get drunk and fool around? Oh yeah."

[7wo7rees]

146. Floyd smoked the second page of your letter.

I'm not happy til the spoon stands straight up,
He musta thought it was white boy day.
I bet you green money, that first little black dot he took a bead on was the bitch of the bunch.
You wanna get unhaunted?
He ain't so much a good guy as he is just a bad motherfucker.
We now return to Bullitt - already in progress.

[Boom Sound 416]

148. Nice

"I don't got a pot to piss or a window to throw it out. All I got is fuckin Floyd"

"That's as good as it's gonna get and it ain't gonna get that good again"

"I haven't killed anybody since 1984"

"You're your fuckin mother through and through"

And the best

"Do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that taste like French vanilla ice cream."

Cheers!

[Boom Sound 416]

149. What is a Drexel?

[Tobin S.]

11. "I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum."

[davidpdx]

51. Love that one

The movie is a classic.

[NewJeffCT]

76. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper

great line.

[NightWatcher]

12. I wanted a mission and for my sins they gave me one

[Aristus]

70. "They brought it up to me like room service.

A real choice mission. And when it was over, I'd never want another one..."

[tavernier]

13. Men in Black

Anything about that seem unusual to you?

(Following the scene when the alien has a baby octopus in the back seat of a car)

[Initech]

30. That movie has a lot of great dialogue.

"So these are real flying saucers and the World's Fair was a cover up for their landing?"
"Why else would we hold it in Queens?"

"You do know Elvis is dead right?"
"Elvis is not dead he just went home."

"You ever pull the wings off a fly? You care to see the fly get even?"

"So you just flash that thing, it erases her memory, and you just make up a new one?"
"Standard issue neuralizer."
"And that weak ass story is the best you could come up with?"

"The twins keep us on Centarium time. It's a 37 hour day. In a few months you'll get used to it, or you'll have a psychotic episode."

"All right kid here's the deal. At any given time there are approximately 1500 aliens on the planet, most are right here in Manhattan."
"Cab drivers?"
"Not as many as you'd think."

"Arkellian battle rules kid. First ab ultimatum, then a warning shot, then we get a galactic standard week to respond."
"A galactic standard week? How the hell long is that?"
"One hour."

[mythology]

14. There are three

From Mr. Smith Goes to Washington: "And you know that you fight for the lost causes harder than for any others. Yes, you even die for them"

Because I have found myself believing in more than one lost cause.

And from The Princess Bride: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Oddly I have no positive connection to my dad, but I do have an overdeveloped sense of vengeance.

From It's a Wonderful Life: "He's making violent love to me Mother."

Because I like women who are as feisty as Mary Hatch was.

[Boomerproud]

15. From "A League of Their Own"

Dottie: It just got too hard.

Jimmy: It's supposed to be hard. If it was easy everyone would do it. The "hard" is what makes it great.

[Brigid]

48. "What? You're crying?

"There's no crying in baseball!"

[Iggo]

61. "Perhaps you chastised her too vehemently."

That one kills me!

[mysuzuki2]

16. Its Chinatown Jake.

[pipi_k]

17. From Groundhog Day

"Well what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!"

[kwassa]

19. a truly great movie.

Bill Murray meets the perfect script.

[pipi_k]

65. He was good in

"What About Bob?" too.

Which I found pretty amusing, as someone with panic disorder.

One of my stepdaughters (a gregarious type) met him one day at a Padres game in San Diego when she was going to school out there about ten years ago.

She and a couple of her friends went sailing with him...she said he's a real nice guy.

[Bertha Venation]

18. "Does Jeff know?" Tootsie

Mrs. V's favorite;

"I'm not crazy. I've just been in a very bad mood for forty years." Steel Magnolias

[Archae]

20. Raul Julia here...

[kwassa]

21. What we have hee-ah is fayl-yuh to COMMUNICATE!

Strother Martin in "Cool Hand Luke".



I also liked Newman's "sometime nothin' is a pretty cool hand".

[Mr.Bill]

31. My favorite line in that movie is

when the guard is putting Luke in the box for the night and apologizes by saying he is just doing his job.

Luke says "Callin' it your job don't make it right, Boss."

[kwassa]

33. It is a good line.

Now, I can be a good guy, or I can be one real mean sum-bitch.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

22. Abby....abby someone.............Abby... normal...Young Frankenstein!

That movie is just full of hilarious lines!

Oh, you'll fit right in here. Morgan Freeman, on hearing Tim Robbins say he was innocent of his wife's murder. The Shawshank Redemption.

[Sedona]

36. Hey where're the white women at?

[csziggy]

160. "Could by worse." "How?" "Could be raining." Thunder, followed by downpour.

[Paulie]

23. Mongo is just pawn in game of life.

I say nuke em from orbit' it's the only way to be sure.

[friendly_iconoclast]

24. "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy"

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Alec Guiness) describing Mos Eisley in Star Wars

[Brigid]

49. He was talking about the GOP.

[Miles Archer]

25. "Are you gonna do something? Or just stand there and bleed?"

?

[Sedona]

35. I have two guns, one for each of ya.

[Aerows]

40. I'm your huckleberry.

[blue neen]

27. This classic:

"What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

...spoken by a very inspired Bluto in Animal House!

[Initech]

32. My favorite scene from Animal House:

[Joe Shlabotnik]

115. The Otter Defense,

Classic.

I've used it IRL so many times. And it works.

[Sedona]

34. We all have it coming kid.

[Wounded Bear]

38. Also from Unforgiven....

"Deserve's got nothing to do with it."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=dpDkYZWeeVg

[El Supremo]

135. Naw. This is the best line from that movie:

[HarveyDarkey]

37. I love the smell of napalm in the morning

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like

(sniffing, pondering)

victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

[bench scientist]

39. love Dr. Peter Venkman

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[Aerows]

41. Two from Aliens

[Sedona]

44. Game over man!

[NewJeffCT]

78. He's got a lot of good lines in that movie

We're on an express elevator to hell - going down.

yeah man, but it's a dry heat.

and, also hit with one of the great put downs, too.

"Hey Vazquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?"
Vazquez, "No, have you?"

[NewJeffCT]

77. I've used that "take off & nuke the whole site from orbit"

"only way to be sure" line a lot...

I've also used "they mostly come out at night... mostly" a few times, too.

[NuclearDem]

141. Guess she don't like the cornbread either.

[Broken_Hero]

42. The question is....

"Conan, what is best in life?"

and he responds " To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women. "

his line is my favorite movie quote of all time.

[Behind the Aegis]

43. "Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket." ("Steel Magnolias')

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"Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion."

"Billy, do you like gladiator movies?" "Airplane"

"Here, let me whip this out." "Blazing Saddles"

Dr. Frankenstein: [Holds up hand] Ah. Good. Uh... would you mind telling me... whose brain... I did put in?

Igor: And you won't be angry?

Dr. Frankenstein: I will not be angry.

Igor: [Shrugs] Abby...someone.

Dr. Frankenstein: Abby someone? Abby who?

Igor: Abby Normal.

"Young Frankenstein"

ETA: This was my 30,000th post! LOL!

[Brigid]

50. "Put . the . candle . beck!"

[pipi_k]

66. hahaha!!!

Steel Magnolias is a favorite of mine.



Olympia Dukakis, especially, is a hoot

and the cemetery scene where she offers up Weezer for M'Lynn to punch...I've seen the movie so many times, yet this always makes me laugh through the tears

[yuiyoshida]

45. I LOVE THIS ONE....

[flying rabbit]

46. somebody's gotta go back to town and get a shitload of dimes!

Blazing Saddles.

[Logical]

162. One of the best!

[Revanchist]

47. Throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that

Actually pretty much the entire movie

[Brigid]

52. "Oh, Tommy! For that you sold your everlasting soul?"

Well, I wasn't usin' it."

"Dammit! I wasn't hit a train!"
"Mama said you was hit by a train."
"Blooey!"
"Nothin' left."
"Just a grease spot on the L & N."

O Brother Where Art Thou?

[davidpdx]

53. Too many to list

"I've got glass in my ass" Chris Rock-Bad Company (2002)

"Get busy living or get busy dying" Shawshank Redemption (1995)

"Nice coat" Batman Begins (2005)

[Callmecrazy]

55. True Romance...

The entire Sicilian scene.

[Glorfindel]

56. "Round up the usual suspects"

from "Casablanca."

[underpants]

57. Batman II "But Penguin..killing kids..isn't that a little" BLAM!

Penguin "No it's a LOT!!!"

[RiffRandell]

58. Oddly, from two Ben Affleck movies.

The Town:

Argo from Bryan Cranston:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

153. Oooh I love that scene and line from "The Town".

What I love about that is, who wouldn't want to have a friend who, if you told them you needed to fuck some people up, no questions asked about why, they're you're wing man automatically? Of course it's partly because the Renner character is a thrill seeking violence loving jerk, but still...

What I liked about "The Town" is that while the Renner character was in large part the stereotypical "off the rails" member of a crime crew who winds up blowing everything up and getting everyone arrested or killed, he did display real loyalty and was owed a certain amount of loyalty by Affleck and the others. To a point (which he crossed of course). That made it a little more complex than the usual "fuckup gangster who ruins everything" character.

Ben Affleck also had some good lines as the villainous head of a shady stockbroker firm in "The Boiler Room" essentially reprising Alec Baldwin's role from "Glengarry Glen Ross". The guy has kind of limited range but is really strong in the right roles, and as a director he's aces in my opinion.

[mucifer]

59. "shut up and deal" The apartment. and "Nobody's Perfect" Some like it hot.

I love me some Billy Wilder!

[BeyondGeography]

62. "I've spent most of my life in jail,

and it looks like I'm going to spend the rest of it dead." - Humphrey Bogart as Duke Mantee in Petrified Forest

[Brigid]

63. "That old hag hates my ass."

Clint Eastwood in "Gran Torino.".

[Ohio Joe]

64. "I told him we already got one"

[Paladin]

67. "You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man."

From "Body Heat."

Closely followed by: "Forget the Alamo." The closing line of "Lone Star."

[MotorCityMan]

123. "These are the devil's playthings, and those that touch them will burn.".....

"So throw another log on the fire, Reverend"

Kathleen Turner had another great part in "Crimes of Passion", with lines like above.

Also:

"A reverend tried to save me once. So I chased him all the way around the church until I caught him by the organ".

(While playing stewardess): "I'll be there to unbuckle your belt and watch that big bird rise and rise... And while we may run out of Pan Am coffee, we never run out of TWA tea".

[juanrodriguezn248]

68. A few of my favorite lines

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" - Treasure of the Sierra Madre
"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore" - Network
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" - Gone with the Wind.

[warrior1]

69. here you go

Dusty: Meg's gravy is famous. It's practically a food group. (Twister)

Ruby: Every piece of this is man's bullshit. They call this war "a cloud over the land" but they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say "Shit, it's rainin'!" (Cold Mountain)

[Jenoch]

71. "I think we're gonna need a bigger boat."

"You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a fuckin' pencil. Do you understand me?"

"Soylent Green is people!"

[mockmonkey]

72. "I swear, if you existed, I'd divorce you"

One of my favorite lines from my favorite movie "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"

[KansDem]

73. "Such impudence never came my way."

Early this afternoon I gave you money... while I was having my shoes polished I gave you MORE money... now you put the bite on me again. Do me a favor, will ya? Go occasionally to somebody else - it's beginning to get tiresome.

Ah, excuse me, mister, I never knowed it was you. I never looked at your face - I just looked at your hands and the money you gave me. Beg pardon, mister, I promise I'll never put the bite on you again.

American in Tampico in white suit: [gives him a peso] This is the very last you get from me. Just to make sure you don't forget your promise, here's another peso.
[puts another peso in Dobbs' hand]
Fred C. Dobbs: Thanks, mister. Thanks.

American in Tampico in white suit: But from now on, you'll have to make your way through life without my assistance.

"Treasure of the Sierre Madre" (1948)

Followed closely by:

Fred C. Dobbs: What a town. Tampico.

Bob Curtin: You said it, brother. If I could just get me a job that would bring in enough to buy passage, I'd shake it's dust off my feet soon enough, you bet.

(Try reciting Curtin's line quickly several times!)

[GoCubsGo]

74. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here..."

"...This is the War Room!"--Dr. Strangelove

[oberliner]

75. What movie is that line from?

Don't recognize it.

[mucifer]

82. Dr. Strangelove

[oberliner]

95. Thanks

I saw the movie a while ago - don't remember the line, but I like it!

[El Supremo]

134. Cat Ballou:

[RebelOne]

79. "He didn't know who he was f***ing with."

Said by Vin Diesel in the movie Pitch Black after he killed one of the alien planet's monsters.

[my2sense]

80. Pulp Fiction

"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?

[vademocrat]

81. "You wouldn't treat me this way if I wasn't in a wheelchair." "But ya are, Blanche, ya are."

from "Whatever happened to Baby Jane" -another one of Bette Davis' excellent roles....

[Auggie]

83. "Hey everybody … we're all going to get laid!"

Caddyshack

[DFW]

92. Wasn't that from "Porky's?"

Maybe it was used in both?

[Auggie]

100. Definitely Caddyshack

If it was in Porky's as well, it was plagiarized.

[DFW]

101. It was in Porky's as well

When the gang was about to meet Miss "Cherry Forever."

[Boom Sound 416]

84. Spies Like Us

"Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor aaand Doctor."

[UTUSN]

85. What was the question? (I was away Googling.) From Shampoo: "Aw, you can call anybody a whore." n/t

[B Calm]

86. Food Fight

[Blue_In_AK]

87. Endeavor to persevere.

The Outlaw Josie Wales

[Blue_In_AK]

88. Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

HAL: I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

[Rambis]

129. There's another old saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin (nm)

[Sognefjord]

89. "Is this a game of chance?" -an onlooker

"Not the way I play it," -W.C. Fields

in Mississippi.

[abq e streeter]

90. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

[DFW]

99. That sounds like a line Sarah Palin would say for real! n/t

[abq e streeter]

110. Does, doesn't it?

[Grey]

91. Never give up, never surrender…. nt

[DFW]

93. "No shit?" from "Putney Swope" (see clip for context)

[DFW]

94. Two of THE best lines ever

"I didn't get that"

and

"Wait! Where are you going? I was going to make espresso!"

[ScreamingMeemie]

96. "Social... Demented and sad, but social..."

[PassingFair]

97. "That's a guy's line, Peggy Sue!"

[Myrina]

98. "Dance with me, you little toad"

~ Alma Mobley, the ghost/witch/femme fatale in the cheesy 80's film "Ghost Story"

[rrneck]

103. "And don't call me Shirley." nt

[Demo_Chris]

104. "Use the force Harry!" -- Gandalf, from Lord of the Flies

[NuclearDem]

142. Do or do not, there is no try -- Professor X from Lord of the Rings

[geardaddy]

105. "Where is pancakes house?"

[sharp_stick]

106. Ohhh That's not right!

From Galaxy Quest

Said by Guy Fleegman (Sam Rockwell) when Fred Kwan (Tony Shaloub) makes out with Laliari (Missi Pyle) the Thermian squid like Alien.

[mainer]

117. also: "...AND he exploded."

My fave movie of all time. I watch it every New Year's Eve.

[sharp_stick]

119. I had to drag my

girlfriend, now my wife, to this movie. She complained and whined all the way thorough the previews about how many chick flicks she was going to make me watch.

15 minutes in she shut up and 40 minutes in she was laughing harder than I was. Now it's one of her favorite movies, Tony Shalouub won her over.

"That was one hell of a thing"

I absolutely love this movie.

[KamaAina]

107. "Seven years of college down the drain!"

[Rambis]

108. "i'm going to make you eat both your own buttucks"

[KamaAina]

109. "I was born a poor black child in Mississippi."

[Brigid]

116. "You mean I'm going to stay this color?"

Same movie.

[aurora the great]

111. Toot, toot, tootsie I love this line.

"I was a better man to you as a woman as I ever was to a woman as a man. You know what I mean?"

[Ghost of Tom Joad]

112. "That's part of your problem you know

you haven't seen enough movies, all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."

Steve Martin to Kevin Kline in Grand Canyon

[Rebellious Republican]

113. Rodney Danderfield..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cMVvTl83gWg

[Joe Shlabotnik]

114. "Are you the police?"

"No ma'am, we're musicians."

[Art_from_Ark]

118. "If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood"

"Strange women, lying in ponds distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government"

"We'd better not risk another frontal assault-- that rabbit's dynamite!"

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

[lame54]

120. "Skin that smoke wheel and see what happens."...

and other gems in this scene

[bif]

121. Some great lines!

[name not needed]

122. "Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox."

[ailsagirl]

124. "Fasten your seatbelts-- it's going to be a bumpy night!"

Bette Davis in "All About Eve" (1950)

(The film won six Academy Awards)

[spiderpig]

125. "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!

(Actually, the whole script. Brilliant.)

[hamsterjill]

126. "I'll alert the media"...from Arthur.

Sir John Gielgud - a classic:

[BarbaRosa]

127. I said I had never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it.

[Liberal Veteran]

128. This one.

[Rambis]

130. They're nihilists donny nothing to be afraid of

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

[rudolph the red]

131. Littering and... littering and... littering and smokin' the reefer.

[Scuba]

132. "God damn Army" ~ M*A*S*H

"Swim? Hell, the fall will kill you."

"No, just good friends."

Both lines from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

[B Calm]

133. Life is like a box of chocolate

[sir pball]

136. Some asshole wrote a poem about that once...probably good advice if you have shit for brains.

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Many people know the line, far fewer know the poem. So I'll break the rules and include it, even though it isn't a movie line:

Not being a poet, and drunk as well,
leaning into the diner and dawn
and hearing a juke box mockery of some better
human sound
I wanted rhetoric
but could only howl the rotten truth
Norman Luboff
should have his nuts ripped off with a plastic fork.
Then howled around like a man with the
final angst,
not knowing what I wanted there
Probably the waitress, bend her double
like a safety pin,
Deposit the mad seed before they
tie off my tubes
. . .

Suddenly a man with wild eyes rushed
out from the wooden toilet
Foam on his face and waving a razor
like a flag, shouting
. . .
We'll take our vengeance now!
. . .

We rang for Luboff
on the pay phone, but there was
no contact
. . .

Get a Lawyer, I said. These swine have gone
far enough.
Now is the time to
lay a writ on them,
Cease and Desist
. . .

The legal man agreed
We had a case and indeed a duty to
Right these Wrongs, as it were
The Price would be four thousand in front and
ten for the nut.
I wrote him a check on the Sawtooth
National Bank,
but he hooted at it
While rubbing a special oil on
his palms
To keep the chancres from itching
beyond endurance
On this Sabbath.
. . .
Later, from jail
I sent a brace of telegrams
to the right people,
explaining my position.

- Hunter S. Thompson, "Collect Telegram from a Mad Dog", Spider Magazine, October 3, 1965

[Morning Dew]

137. "it was somewhere right along here

that I lost all interest in life."

- Cyril
(Breaking Away)

Also:

"I'd buy that for a dollar"

from Robocop.

[Ryano42]

138. "Hey Ridley...ya got any Beeman's?"

"I might have me a stick"

"Well loan me some willya, I'll pay ya back later"

"Fair enough!"

"I think I see a plane over here with my name on it..."



The Right Stuff (1983)

[Calista241]

139. Ghostbusters!

Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Peter Venkman: What?
Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Venkman: Why?
Spengler: It would be bad.
Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

[Steerpike]

140. So Many!

But I love this one...

"You mean the movie Lied?!!!"

[NuclearDem]

143. "That's why I love hanging out with you guys.

Why shoot something once when you can shoot it 46 more times?"

"Refresh my memory. Didn't we used to win these things back in the old days?"

"'Please take to an animal shelter for proper disposal as a warship is not an appro--' Oh, that is NOT ok. He messed with my hamster guys. Now it's personal."

"Great, see this is where it starts, but when we're all just organic batteries, guess who'll they'll blame? 'This is all Joker's fault, what a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the overlord.'"

[7wo7rees]

144. Get me mah Cheez Whiz boy? - The Blues Brothers

So if that's true, tell me: Am I lying? - True Romance
Let's not go sucking each others dicks just yet. - Pulp Fiction
You can have my offer right now, Senator. Nothing. - Godfather Part II
Excuse me, friend, but some of your folding money has come unstole. - O Brother Where Art Thou?
Get busy living or get busy dying. - Shawshank Redemption
If you gotta talk at all, talk about WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO. - Reservoir Dogs
You've got me? Who's got you? - Superman
I'm not even supposed to be here today. - Clerks


-Network

[cherokeeprogressive]

145. "Gentlemen! You can't fight in HERE... This is the WAR ROOM!"

[Botany]

147. Breaker Morant: Shoot straight, you bastards. - Don't make a mess of it!

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[deutsey]

150. The Dude abides...

[shebornik]

151. A Night at the opera

Mrs. Claypool " Otis do you have everything?"
Otis Driftwood " I haven't had any complaints yet."

[bif]

152. "You can't dust for vomit."

[Arugula Latte]

158. You know they can't prove whose vomit it was...They don't have the facilities at Scotland Yard.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

154. "Well, it's a well run campaign. Midget, broom, and what not." (O Brother Where Art Thou)

Very relevant for this website.

Bonus from the same film:

[Duppers]

155. any line from "As Good As It Gets"

You know how lucky you are....

Where'd you learn that? From some Panama sailor wanna hump hump bar?
Go sell crazy somewhere else.

Try not to ruin everything by being you.

If there's a mental health organization that raises money for people like you, please let me know.


You make me wanna be a better man.
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[bif]

156. Just because it's a great thread. Kick.

[a la izquierda]

157. "It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!"

[Hell Hath No Fury]

159. "No, Boomer, it is forbidden!"

Nick Frost in "Paul" -- still makes me laugh.

[Logical]

161. lighten Up Francis! or You want to earn $14 the hard way?