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Liberal Veteran

(22,239 posts) Thu Oct 31, 2013, 03:47 PM Oct 2013

Well, fuck!

I went to take a pre-employment drug screen and couldn't provide enough urine for a sample.

I'm so screwed.

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Well, fuck! (Original Post) Liberal Veteran Oct 2013 OP

This message was self-deleted by its author seaglass Oct 2013 #1

One of my clients actually got jailed for not peeing in a cup ... MindMover Oct 2013 #2

I knew a guy who had to pee for probation. panader0 Oct 2013 #3

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MindMover

(5,016 posts)

2. One of my clients actually got jailed for not peeing in a cup ...

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Thu Oct 31, 2013, 03:53 PM

Oct 2013

He claimed he could not pee while someone was looking and he was jailed because he was on probation .... and could not prove he had not been using ...

panader0

(25,816 posts)

3. I knew a guy who had to pee for probation.

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Thu Oct 31, 2013, 05:44 PM

Oct 2013

He knew he was dirty, so he waited until dark and went to the large metal mail box that he knew contained his urine sample.
He poured gas in it and lit it up. The explosion almost put him in the hospital.

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