My apologies to Dr Hook.
"The Cover Of The Greatest Page"
[Talking]
Ha ha ha, I don't believe it
Da, da, ah, ah don't touch it
Hey, Ray, hey, Sugar, tell them who we are...
Well, we're big post starters
We got golden fingers
And we're loved everywhere we post...(That sounds like us)
We post about beauty and we post about truth
At ten thousand clicks a day...(Right)
We take all kinds of pills that give us all kind of thrills
But the thrill we've never known
Is the thrill that'll getcha when you get your posts
On the cover of the Greatest Page
(Greatest Page...) Wanna see my post on the cover
(Stone...) Wanna print five copies for my mother...(Yes)
(Stone...) Wanna see my smilie snark
On the cover of the Greatest Page...(That's a very very good idea)
I got a freaky ole lady name a cocaine *****
Who embroiders on my jeans
I got my poor ole grey haired daddy
Drivin' my limousine
Now it's all decided to blow our minds
But our minds won't really be blown
Like the blow that'll gitcha when you get your stirring
On the cover of the Greatest Page
(Greatest Page...) Wanna see our posts on the cover
(Stone...) Wanna tweet five copies for our mothers...(Yeah)
(Stone...) Wanna see my smilies snark
On the cover of the Greatest Page
[Talking]
Hey, I know how
Post and troll...
[Instrumental]
Ah, that's beautiful
We got a lot of little teenage blue eyed sockies
Who do anything we say
We got a genu-wine spell checker
Who's teaching us a better way
We got all the friends that recs can buy
So we never have to be alone
And we keep gettin' older but we can't get our threads
On the cover of the Greatest Page
(Greatest Page...) Wanna see my trolling on the cover
(Stone...) Wanna send five copies to my mother...(Wa wa)
(Stone...) Wanna see my s**t-stirring
On the cover of the Greatest Page
On the cover of the Greatest ...
(Stone...) Wanna see my replies on the cover
[Talking]
I don't know why we ain't on the cover, baby...
(Stone...) Wanna click five recs for my mother
[Talking]
We're beautiful subjects...
(Stone...) Wanna see my smilin' face
[Talking]
I ain't kiddin', we would make a beautiful cover...
On the cover of the Greatest Page...
[Talking]
Fresh shot, right up front, man...
I can see it now, we'll be up in the front...
Smilin', man...
Ahh, beautiful...
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