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Related: Culture Forums, Support Forumsthis is my last drunk...
before a colonoscopy on Monday. The wife thought that would be a good 19th anniversary present. So, may as well hang in the lounge
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,681 posts)I hope it all goes well, and with normal results!
And I wish you many many more great years of wedded bliss!
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)I am sure it will put her at ease. I think my problem is Irritable Bowel Syndrome. I have been ignoring it for 15 years- I am a bit pig headed
petronius
(26,603 posts)I mean, her gift is amazingly romantic so I'm sure you're being equally... equally, um... I'm not even sure what word goes here. So what's your gift?
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)petronius
(26,603 posts)Especially if you've 'surprised' her with a vacuum cleaner on any of your 18 previous attempts...
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)I would never do such a thing. She is my love, and I don't deserve her.
TexasTowelie
(112,365 posts)the fifth is wood, the tenth is tin/aluminum, the fifteenth is crystal and
the 19th is a colonoscopy???
At the risk of being called a sexist, it sounds like you need to repeat the fifth anniversary for something to give her...