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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsA gorgeous woman called me and told me to come over, that no one was home.
So I went over.
And no one was home.
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A gorgeous woman called me and told me to come over, that no one was home. (Original Post)
Skip Intro
Oct 2013
OP
"So I says to my wife, 'How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?'
nomorenomore08
Oct 2013
#14
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,702 posts)1. My dear Skip Intro!
I don't know whether to laugh or cry!
Skip Intro
(19,768 posts)2. Laugh.
It's an old Rodney Dangerfield joke, lol.
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,702 posts)3. That WAS my first impulse!
I'd not heard the joke before...
EvilAL
(1,437 posts)4. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion.
He said, "OK, you're ugly too."
lastlib
(23,287 posts)5. I lived with a "cute little gal" for six months......
...until she found out and changed the locks....!
Then I was seeing another gal for a while......until her boyfriend stole my binoculars out of my car......!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)12. Hahahaha
rrneck
(17,671 posts)6. My wife likes to talk during sex
Last night she called me from a hotel!
nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)14. "So I says to my wife, 'How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?'
And she says, 'Because you're never around!'"
- Rodney Dangerfield
R B Garr
(16,976 posts)7. My wife is a water sign
I'm an earth sign.
Together we make mud.
~Rodney Dangerfield
nolabear
(41,991 posts)8. Guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in days.
So I bit him!
Kennah
(14,315 posts)9. My phone number must be close to the weather. Keep getting calls asking, "Is the coast clear?"
Kennah
(14,315 posts)10. Told the wife, "Talk dirty to me." She says, "Get off me, you fat bastard!"
panader0
(25,816 posts)11. My wife's idea of oral sex is
she stands on the other side of the room and says "fuck you."
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)13. Garry Shandling: "I'm good in bed.
I hardly ever fall out."
Scuba
(53,475 posts)15. My wife and I sleep in a waterbed. I call it 'The Dead Sea'.
progressoid
(49,999 posts)16. My wife and I were happy for twenty years...
Then we met.