Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Toaster

[jakeXT]

A London man called the London Fire Brigade to report that his penis was stuck in a toaster. While the firefighters were not given a sufficient explanation as to how his dick ended up in the appliance, they were able to safely extricate the organ.

But the Toaster Penis Incident is not the only occurrence of its kind to plague the LFB. Since 2010, more than 1300 calls have come in reporting something “trapped or stuck.”

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• 79 incidents involving people being trapped in handcuffs


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• An adult stuck in a child’s toy car

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Third Officer Dave Brown believes Fifty Shades of Grey might be playing a role in some of the incidents: ““I don’t know whether it’s the Fifty Shades effect, but the number of incidents involving items like handcuffs seems to have gone up.”

http://gawker.com/firefighters-help-man-remove-penis-from-a-toaster-1442258723

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

1. "Jaws of Life" work on a penis?

I suppose the toaster is, well, toast.

[davidpdx]

2. I for one want to know why he got his penis stuck in the toaster

Did he think it wasn't hot enough?

[mockmonkey]

3. Puts a new meaning to...

"Leggo my Eggo"

[Auggie]

4. Should have tried a waffle iron. Much safer

[LiberalEsto]

5. He should have buttered it first. nt

[bluesbassman]

6. Bet that made holding the chicken salad between his knees rather difficult.

[KamaAina]

7. Maybe he was trying to make spotted dick

[dixiegrrrrl]

8. Fifty Shades of Grey?

I have heard of it, but have not read it.
Penis toasters are in the book???

[jakeXT]

9. Probably just the handcuffs /nt

[ConcernedCanuk]

10. Coulda just plugged it in and turned it on . . .

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pretty sure he would have got it outta there pretty quick on his own!!



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[Blue_Tires]

11. Just when you *think* you know kink, it turns out you don't know anything...

[NuclearDem]

12. Someone wanted a Cocktart.

[eppur_se_muova]

13. When something gets stuck in the toaster ...

just set the toaster to "dark" and run it through a few cycles. Whatever is stuck will blacken and shrink and break apart, and then you can shake it out in pieces.

I don't know why someone didn't think of that.

[Goalie49009]

14. You just made me cringe at that thought