Post the cheesiest songs you can think of: Tom Jones "She's A Lady". My cat is looking

[applegrove]

at me in fear as I play it.

[applegrove]

1. Terry Jacks "Seasons In The Sun"

[hlthe2b]

2. That's easy... Paul Anka, "Having my Baby"

Uggh, I've always hated that.

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[applegrove]

3. Paul Anka also wrote "She's A Lady".

[hlthe2b]

4. Well, there you go!

LOL

[redwitch]

5. Yummy yummy yummy 1910 fruitgum co.

Boogie oogie oogie- Taste of Honey

[Incitatus]

6. You asked for it

[nomorenomore08]

7. Scandal - "The Warrior"

Cheesy in the most awesome way, mind you...

[Squinch]

8. FEELINGS!

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[grasswire]

16. ^^^^^^^

whoa whoa whoa.................

[Squinch]

18. whoa whoa whoa I feel them....

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

9. Almost anything by Air Supply

although I could be wrong and maybe they recorded some great soulful tunes I'm not aware of (I've never bought one of their albums). The ones I've heard on the radio have been pretty cheesy. There's one by a guy who's name I think is Richard Marx that used to get a lot of play on the cheesy radio stations, something like Hold On To The Night (Hold On To The Diarrhea as I called it) in a ridiculously forced gravely voice supposed to sound soulful. Then there's that Debbie Boone song that I can't remove from my head every time the plastic surgeon commercials come on about the Lifestyle Lift, You Light Up My Life, which for some reason reminds me in its cheesiness of The Fart Beneath My Wings by Bette Midler.

[PuffedMica]

10. Summer of 69

[KamaAina]

35. Aw, c'mon!

Bryan wanted to title his debut album "Bryan Adams Hasn't Heard of You, Either"! Sadly, the record company nixed it.

[Glorfindel]

11. Sammy Johns: "Chevy Van"

Cringe-inducing beyond imagination...

[rug]

12. Honey

[frogmarch]

22. My favorite (actually least favorite) part is

where he says that when Honey went out to sweep snow off a little tree so that it wouldn't break, she slipped and almost hurt herself...and he laughed till he cried.

I'd give it a listen to get the exact words, but I hate that song.

[rug]

24. Tat siong has cursed me for over 40 years.

That, and his stupid haircut.

[frogmarch]

26. Me too, although

I didn't really notice his hair until you mentioned it. Thanks a bunch for that.

How is it possible that I can hear the song in my head (it's now a big fat earworm!) even though I didn't play the recording? EEK! It's evil, I tell you!

[Art_from_Ark]

29. I have a feeling that "the angels came"

might mean that Honey offed herself.

Hey, Honey-- You slipped and almost hurt yourself!
Hey, Honey-- That twig you planted will never amount to anything!
Hey, Honey-- You getting all worked up about yet another sad and silly late late show (while I'm "working late&quot ?
Hey, Honey-- You're kinda dumb, but kinda smart!
Hey, Honey-- Why you crying needlessly in the middle of the day?

[frogmarch]

32. She probably did,

and who could've blamed her? Mr. Honey was a cruel, insensitive pos. There should have been an answer song, with Honey's ghost telling it like it was:

♫ You told everyone I slipped and almost hurt myself, but you know that really, you punched and shoved me, you rotten bastard. ♪♫

Like that.

[Art_from_Ark]

38. I can just imagine someone like Loretta Lynn singing about Honey's version of events

Ah, a missed opportunity

[rrneck]

13. I've Never Been To Me by Charlene

I usually let the song run while I post the link. Not this one.

[gvstn]

20. I think we have a winner!

I had forgotten about this one. Or more accurately, blotted it out of mind forever.

[frogmarch]

23. you beat me to it! :-) nt

[TeeYiYi]

14. Watchin' Scotty Grow...

TYY

[nolabear]

15. Honey. (((shudder)))

Actually the biggest problem with this one for me is that it came out not long after my mother died and having it come on in the car when we were driving with my father was excruciating. Even so, it made my ears curl.

[grasswire]

17. Green Green Grass of Home was pretty pukey too.

"Down the road I walk and there stands Mary...."

[Art_from_Ark]

30. Not to mention "What's new, Pussycat?"

Pussycat, Pussycat, I love you
Yes, I do
You and your pussycat lips

[Tom Ripley]

19. Harry Chapin W.O.L.D.

[RedCloud]

21. As far as cheesiest goes, this one take the cake.

[frogmarch]

25. Teen Angel!

[ret5hd]

27. Seein' as how you went right to Tom Jones...

How did you rate that higher than "Whats New Pussycat"?

[bluesbassman]

28. Danke Schoen

I know 'Ol Wayne made a pot of money off this song, and made a lot of ladies happy singing it in Vegas, but it really turns my stomach.

[Aristus]

33. As somone who speaks German with a fairly good native accent, I cringe whenever I

hear him sing "Danke SHAYNE"

He'd be closer to it if he had pronounced it "danke shern".

[grasswire]

36. yeah, neither shayne nor shern rhymes with "again"

I will always be grateful to my HS German teacher for being a tyrant on pronunciation.

Nowadays I hear students with real sloppy pronunciation. I would never dared to say "Ish". Ha!

[Art_from_Ark]

31. Just about anything by Neil Sedaka or Paul Anka

Among the cheesiest: "Happy Birthday, Sweet Sixteen!" and "Next Door To An Angel"

[B Calm]

34. Just A Swinging by John Anderson

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[retread]

37. The Cheese Song

[sakabatou]

39. YMCA - Village People